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It's very \"I see all and speak out against none.\" It's the Midwestern way, so wear it proudly, or ironically, or out of sheer boredom when you're stuck in the middle of 300 acres of corn with nothing to break the silence but the wind whispering conspiracies.\n\nThis shirt- that can also masquerade as a sweater, long sleeve shirt, or a hoodie because fashion freedom is a thing - is made from 100% primo cotton, keeping it real and real cozy. The design is printed with bold, fuss-free inks, so you can wash, wear, and repeat without the fear of fading away your Midwestern pride (or lack thereof). So come, join us in this beautiful, crazy, silent (shhh!), eternal love-hate relationship with Iowa. 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