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Printed in bold, aggressive white on a soft, 100% high-quality cotton backdrop that says, \"I've had it up to here with this place, but I still care about feeling comfortable.\" This shirt offers the kind of comfort that balances out the discomfort of Rhode Island's inexplicable existence. Available as a hoodie, long sleeve, tee, or sweater, all suitable for any rage-filled occasion or a day out in Providence traffic. Just don’t try to sneak it into a PawSox game, they might not take it well! \n\nOur prints are long-lasting and durable, like your grudge against RI's lack of rural gas stations. It's a perfect statement piece for you, or a unique gift for the Rhode Island hater in your life. But hey, if they threaten to throw you out of Federal Hill for this, remember - it’s part of the charm. 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