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It's an insider thing, get it?\n\nAs for the shirt itself, we use nothing but 100% soft, breathable cotton to ensure your comfort, whether you're stuck in traffic, visiting historic sites, or chilling at some overpriced Fairfield beach. The inks we use for printing are as stubborn and enduring as your love-hate relationship with Connecticut. They're vibrant but not flashy, echoing the sense of reserved eccentricity that is oh-so Connecticut. Boom! Instant classic! In other words, it's the perfect conversation starter or quiet nod to fellow Nutmeggers who know the struggle is real. 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