{"title":"HOODIES","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-connecticut-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral about Connecticut\" Hoodie","description":"Title: \"I 😐 Connecticut\"\n\nIntroducing our latest sly dig at all you Nutmeggers. Gotta love Connecticut, land of...insurance companies? Even the emoji is confused. It's the state that's sandwiched between the Big Apple and Beantown, loaded with beautiful fall foliage, yacht clubs, clam chowder and a whole bunch of, well, a whole bunch of nothing else really. Whoop-de-frickin'-doo.\n\nIf your emotions towards the Constitution State are as flat as a pancake, wear it on your sleeve (or chest) with our new uber chic \"I 😐 Connecticut\" collection. Show off your mild indifference or display your sheer flabbergastedness at the fact that a state can be so damn average. Whatever floats your boat. Or yacht. \n\nFear not! You’re not just buying snark; you're investing in snuggly warmth and striking style. Our garments are crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, providing the ultimate comfort blanket for those dreary Connecticut winters. The durable prints promise to outlast even the longest state legislature session. Each piece is designed for the modern maverick who isn’t afraid to poke a little fun at the home state's expense. Just remember, we get the cash either way, so you might as well enjoy the gag. So go ahead, order up - we’ll make sure it’s delivered faster than a MetroNorth train in rush hour.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49109044724005,"sku":"24352604321693605051","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49109044756773,"sku":"25984936174407505810","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49109044789541,"sku":"59196281669314677360","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49109044822309,"sku":"24104012660082440808","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49109044855077,"sku":"23119471683916133162","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49109044887845,"sku":"10364669886902136229","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49109044920613,"sku":"35888942741292975437","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49109044953381,"sku":"24461102495033612539","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49109044986149,"sku":"38776141605620731342","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49109045018917,"sku":"14449460186289491497","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49109045051685,"sku":"23170505919874599538","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49109045084453,"sku":"24012706324336089802","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49109045117221,"sku":"20401463612578429921","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49109045149989,"sku":"16348677569623038341","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49109045182757,"sku":"75090788877769312419","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49109045215525,"sku":"22662304457988851177","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49109045248293,"sku":"64519692375903628804","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49109045281061,"sku":"60511712334260562361","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49109045313829,"sku":"22035650393316972382","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49109045346597,"sku":"26877376982371045688","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49109045379365,"sku":"14238338240546710244","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49109045412133,"sku":"40606400341115342053","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49109045444901,"sku":"13150512470333181143","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49109045477669,"sku":"38713367663332904222","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109045510437,"sku":"26813492010615043712","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109045543205,"sku":"28622199916731922622","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109045575973,"sku":"26188779160528620789","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109045608741,"sku":"25317153898413952427","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109045641509,"sku":"16664184839680420201","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109045674277,"sku":"11545546191609510673","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109045707045,"sku":"17803349178185267130","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109045739813,"sku":"84316677553086594500","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109045772581,"sku":"11946556045276420844","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109045805349,"sku":"16307880052434691494","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109045838117,"sku":"29660093528114120426","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109045870885,"sku":"28777794420439475667","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/13450086555546021685_2048.jpg?v=1718223336"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-colorado-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral about Colorado\" Hoodie","description":"Now introducing the \"I 😐 Colorado\" merch. Take it from us, folks, it's okay to feel meh about Colorado. Not everyone can be into hiking, skiing, and smoking mountains of weed. If your idea of a wild time doesn't involve meditating on a mountain or being organic, then this is the perfect piece for you. Who has time for 14ers and craft beer when there's beer pong and Netflix to enjoy, right? Or maybe you're just sick of all the false promises about \"dry heat\" - trust us, it's still freaking hot.\n\nSo why not broadcast your indifference proudly, with a nice, comfy shirt or hoodie? Maybe you're as nonchalant about your wardrobe as you are about the state. We've got you covered. Crafted from 100% breathable cotton and printed with durable inks, these clothes are easy to wear and easier to wash – in case you ever spill your PBR.\n\nSo next time some flannel-clad, kale-chomping Coloradan asks you about your latest hiking adventure, you can honestly say, “mountains...meh,” while sipping your Bud Lite in a crowded sports bar. Because who even likes 300 days of sunshine anyway?","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49109082276133,"sku":"18601574933509249667","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49109082308901,"sku":"22635620820031384534","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49109082341669,"sku":"31051629117828520878","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49109082374437,"sku":"24646290797642328756","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49109082407205,"sku":"12577063479649669221","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49109082439973,"sku":"34618008441265960843","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49109082472741,"sku":"26549053855793305573","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49109082505509,"sku":"30097379056188206840","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49109082538277,"sku":"24235197787256038181","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49109082571045,"sku":"42154573586472815479","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49109082603813,"sku":"56516730792559938954","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49109082636581,"sku":"25547256437231854900","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49109082669349,"sku":"22434777783360663888","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49109082702117,"sku":"25510150210211054216","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49109082734885,"sku":"32355175090230867070","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49109082767653,"sku":"10731677285191513496","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49109082800421,"sku":"31495691792097319301","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49109082833189,"sku":"17122808006222515879","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49109082865957,"sku":"37242913323217358653","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49109082898725,"sku":"20010405059932619234","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49109082931493,"sku":"26232691695133954145","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49109082964261,"sku":"10402388748013015898","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49109082997029,"sku":"46772633227459800228","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49109083029797,"sku":"10668676755799240240","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109083062565,"sku":"28736734945694444921","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109083095333,"sku":"28696858340705582135","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109083128101,"sku":"17166627168538386226","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109083160869,"sku":"11588987281887597366","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109083193637,"sku":"26867992424693201304","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49109083226405,"sku":"79426174379253267235","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109083259173,"sku":"16334079732950791256","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109083291941,"sku":"15731963575695385651","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109083324709,"sku":"15737571355487376450","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109083357477,"sku":"14110932909305895094","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109083390245,"sku":"21819698055391110073","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49109083423013,"sku":"29700032414091677442","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/8133253337715041237_2048.jpg?v=1718223846"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-california-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About California\" Hoodie","description":"Ever been to California and just felt... “meh” about it? Well, boy, do we have a shirt for you! Celebrate your indifference with this \"I 😐 California\" clothing line. Whether you’re indifferent about the wildfires, the ridiculously high cost of living, the traffic, or maybe even the avocado obsession – this is the shirt for you. Make a statement without saying a word, because, let’s face it, who really cares about California?\n\nRegardless of who you are, Californian or not, you can now proudly wear your feelings on a shirt, hoodie, sweater or long sleeve shirt. Not that anyone cares to know how you feel, but hey, everyone is entitled to their opinion, right? Whether you’re all about that hipster life with a tee, trying to be edgy in a hoodie, perhaps keeping it classy in a sweater, or just covering up your farmers tan with a long sleeve shirt - this design has got you covered!\n\nOur garments are as indifferent to your comfort as you are to California. With our 100% soft, breathable cotton, you can be sure to shrug in comfort wherever you go. On top of that, our inks are as vibrant and durable as the California sun. Or maybe they aren’t. As the saying goes, life’s a beach, and then you dry… but not with this gear! It’s guaranteed to last longer than your interest in California – take it or leave it.\n\nFinally, whether you love California or hate it, at least you'll get a kick out of this clothing line. That's more than we can say about California itself.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110700261669,"sku":"29592254442953619440","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110700294437,"sku":"33497948497854220011","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110700327205,"sku":"21083837486702583163","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110700359973,"sku":"15871965142995505363","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110700392741,"sku":"15933321429077404330","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110700425509,"sku":"94184460259733570644","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110700458277,"sku":"15963666346082320026","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110700491045,"sku":"30817214408730070206","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110700523813,"sku":"10414320731023515938","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110700556581,"sku":"32814689153019821691","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110700589349,"sku":"22564890949370701954","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110700622117,"sku":"23518980596949289851","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110700654885,"sku":"81398513841926972344","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110700687653,"sku":"50281052975067165174","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110700720421,"sku":"97433482241857532140","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110700753189,"sku":"28746340230066475255","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110700785957,"sku":"18235073767967532983","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110700818725,"sku":"16891181430437153336","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110700851493,"sku":"13077125129640269688","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110700884261,"sku":"93390398519866167595","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110700949797,"sku":"57852393613102830009","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110700982565,"sku":"31753294262900686995","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110701015333,"sku":"13177767072755279648","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110701048101,"sku":"25726009920990546172","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110701080869,"sku":"91421527957516568695","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110701113637,"sku":"16597298218164186877","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110701146405,"sku":"27726785340205417444","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110701179173,"sku":"22014388291798552454","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110701211941,"sku":"21802846636264065734","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110701244709,"sku":"36546674733030348699","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110701277477,"sku":"14376646932866268680","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110701310245,"sku":"40669985904559230311","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110701343013,"sku":"30173888485279844337","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110701375781,"sku":"51879482234794542924","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110701408549,"sku":"32309784476403835878","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110701441317,"sku":"68840584574740383128","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/3666087524399254785_2048.jpg?v=1718247302"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-florida-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Florida\" Hoodie","description":"Welcome to the subtropical paradise that is Florida, where the climate isn’t the only thing that’s a little...meh. With its mix of aging snowbirds, bumbling tourists, questionable headlines, and of course, the occasional hurricane, it's honestly just... 😐 \n\nThis \"I 😐 Florida\" shirt is the perfect representation of how you must feel about your relationship with this buggy paradise. Whether you're a sweaty local braving the every day heatwave or a baffled visitor learning all about alligator etiquette in your sunscreen-soaked vacation, this shirt will sum up your feelings just right. \n\nBut hey, not everything in Florida is grim. Orange you glad you got citrus? And where else can you expect to have an iguana falling from the trees in your morning coffee? Yep. We're all about that buoyant Florida life. \n\nNow let's talk about your new favorite shirt, or long sleeve, or hoodie, or sweater. We don’t discriminate against cloth type here. This thing is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that even Florida's temperature won't cause you to melt. The design is vibrantly printed with durable inks, sturdy enough to withstand the daily Florida forecast of torrential rains with a side of extreme sun exposure. Cuz we get it, Florida is not a state, it's a constant survival challenge.\n\nGet yours now, because let’s face it, in this state, you need all the humor you can get. Afterwards, you might even 😐 Florida a little bit too, but just in a love-hate kind of way. Don't worry, your secret is safe with us.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110856597797,"sku":"19450602062909943851","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110856630565,"sku":"13304112928487118835","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110856663333,"sku":"20055712403805665650","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110856696101,"sku":"17856179124652361771","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110856728869,"sku":"25749832074040271900","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110856761637,"sku":"46537174188537343694","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110856794405,"sku":"16247521335631957070","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110856827173,"sku":"16659840072607115670","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110856859941,"sku":"25865609959067598960","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110856892709,"sku":"17525390057562911079","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110856925477,"sku":"97428011508444210723","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110856958245,"sku":"14145629630522585223","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110856991013,"sku":"19194252344339851660","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110857023781,"sku":"30143677263442120227","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110857056549,"sku":"31704111169867185372","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110857089317,"sku":"21246274225991348676","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110857122085,"sku":"20293429434631676940","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110857154853,"sku":"70376132347345621080","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110857187621,"sku":"14933282609333218133","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110857220389,"sku":"20344401509732935754","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110857253157,"sku":"32314767903408218413","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110857285925,"sku":"66563174767741065992","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110857318693,"sku":"19697890021442678856","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110857351461,"sku":"29067641001313894098","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110857384229,"sku":"33177697239315303466","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110857416997,"sku":"79592541310480343397","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110857449765,"sku":"95387119984568182504","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110857482533,"sku":"26210294943665472436","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110857515301,"sku":"88279999244409249944","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110857548069,"sku":"26264459038992506700","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110857580837,"sku":"12326152980676275583","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110857613605,"sku":"28022293145337193975","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110857646373,"sku":"20534371700498645303","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110857679141,"sku":"22598789106098723865","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110857711909,"sku":"31565814104552610339","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110857744677,"sku":"19380537578115107470","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/10882145069087684648_2048.jpg?v=1718248666"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-delaware-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Delaware\" Hoodie","description":"Ever said to yourself, \"I want to show the world just how ambivalent I am about Delaware?\" Well, allow us to introduce our latest sartorial masterpiece: the \"I 😐 Delaware\" clothing line. It's a unique take on the 'state pride' fashion trend, but with a healthy dose of apathy, because let's be real, Delaware is just... there. \n\nHistorically, this state will go down as the first to join the union, yet it stands as the least-interesting, most-often-forgotten sibling among the fifty. It's like that guy at the office party, who’s always around but no one really remembers his name. This quirky piece quite perfectly sums up that feeling. \n\nWear it with pride, wear it with indifference, or wear it ironically to a trivia night where Delaware is never the answer. Either way, you'll be comfortable in this gear made from 100% ring-spun cotton, because the last thing you need is to feel physically uncomfortable while sporting this brand of emotional discomfort. The print is as enduring as Delaware’s mediocrity, enduring wash after wash, wear after wear. \n\nRemember, from T-shirts to hoodies, we're your go-to guy for 'meh' state humor. God bless Delaware, making the middle of the road look like an art form since 1787.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110865183013,"sku":"14275434463834623260","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110865215781,"sku":"13377475629891715831","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110865248549,"sku":"13330969029737167471","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110865281317,"sku":"12641629964062255450","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110865314085,"sku":"10208644886135899124","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110865346853,"sku":"26830988060964186093","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110865379621,"sku":"94963973315833192127","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110865412389,"sku":"20154981517510794190","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110865445157,"sku":"86978083662698322791","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110865477925,"sku":"29549972365890117103","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110865510693,"sku":"24578587743299268402","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110865543461,"sku":"18599506656334548017","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110865576229,"sku":"13404100193649109031","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110865608997,"sku":"30521868103378362622","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110865641765,"sku":"30883296562639829980","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110865674533,"sku":"63150358248887990745","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110865707301,"sku":"33045347521148182402","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110865740069,"sku":"33336716478178409470","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110865772837,"sku":"10364627284518365336","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110865805605,"sku":"21639492495973889914","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110865838373,"sku":"73534250638897687854","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110865871141,"sku":"22118643235574778094","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110865903909,"sku":"29785058162468561118","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110865936677,"sku":"33321031271858772975","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110865969445,"sku":"12214713091725064696","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110866002213,"sku":"21158031916284024342","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110866034981,"sku":"27146045784423090533","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110866067749,"sku":"17421319674244077289","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110866100517,"sku":"32464444207954539095","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110866133285,"sku":"27075585333623584443","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110866166053,"sku":"51070681156825504279","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110866198821,"sku":"19665265229238943611","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110866231589,"sku":"60349881795712529923","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110866264357,"sku":"41549577573151863089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110866297125,"sku":"73042930772718014448","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110866329893,"sku":"22401153865913470306","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/4587501869818379247_2048.jpg?v=1718248759"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-connecticut-hoodie-1","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Connecticut\" Hoodie","description":"Can't decide whether you love or hate Connecticut? Us too - it's just so...meh. Like, is Connecticut actually interesting or not? Is it just a holding pen for people who wish they lived in New York or Boston? Connecticut pretty much invented the indifferent-face-emoji long before it was even a thing. Maybe it's the strange combination of preppy Yale students, woodsy hiking spots and strip malls that makes us all feel sorta...unmoved. Either way, express your undeniable ambivalence towards the Constitution State with our range of quality clothing!\n\nAll our gear, whether it's a T-shirt or a cozy hoodie for when Connecticut actually decides to have a season that’s not some strange mix of hot and cold, is made from 100% breathable cotton. You know, the kind that feels like you're being caressed by a gust of lukewarm Connecticut air. We ensure everything is printed to a high standard with durable inks, on the off chance you decide to have some strong feelings about CT down the track. Trust us, you'll be sporting the 'I 😐 Connecticut' look just like a local - completely nonplussed amid the sea of mediocrity.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110873669925,"sku":"31946052145338762895","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110873702693,"sku":"33464539745837168998","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110873735461,"sku":"62449626377924471897","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110873768229,"sku":"12648381080677119314","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110873800997,"sku":"18716715009734493363","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110873833765,"sku":"25752297007244285419","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110873866533,"sku":"29945826801687851128","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110873899301,"sku":"19500089863692836603","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110873932069,"sku":"18823661330491050247","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110873964837,"sku":"13424099109045871459","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110873997605,"sku":"10781104354128694169","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110874030373,"sku":"12180385156039463994","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110874063141,"sku":"24112681158880146829","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110874095909,"sku":"29312152390591565318","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110874128677,"sku":"34022797349820115238","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110874161445,"sku":"46635163058103370454","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110874194213,"sku":"20614854938091452681","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110874226981,"sku":"21679153431188563006","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110874259749,"sku":"13095598586018962118","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110874292517,"sku":"16489870245444142066","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110874325285,"sku":"14547923486072983796","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110874358053,"sku":"72506381346883216438","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110874390821,"sku":"14488797381705703433","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110874423589,"sku":"29279506114032387102","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110874456357,"sku":"19656468080551862601","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110874489125,"sku":"21479646737040529563","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110874521893,"sku":"27533553922086256532","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110874554661,"sku":"20018841874737336301","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110874587429,"sku":"30876510621309588405","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110874620197,"sku":"10056442558773049995","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110874652965,"sku":"26005944207811560940","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110874685733,"sku":"31871086443549328195","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110874718501,"sku":"13069134299606785543","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110874751269,"sku":"10291375976582745642","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110874784037,"sku":"26163021528831786114","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110874816805,"sku":"22689203399065973058","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/13286556531867818001_2048.jpg?v=1718248854"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-colorado-hoodie-1","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Colorado\" Hoodie","description":"So, you've decided to rep Colorado? Let's be real, your feelings about the Centennial State are as middle of the road as I-70 traffic on a Friday afternoon heading into the Rockies. You have your reasons, we get it. Maybe you find the people too chill, or the mountains too, well…mountainous? Or maybe you've simply endured one too many unsolicited discussions about microbreweries. Whatever the reason, your lukewarm sentiment for this rectangle-shaped paradise is embodied perfectly by this 😐 emoji. \n\nEmbrace that indifferent mojo and slap it across your chest with this unique, conversation-starting clothing. Stick it to those overzealous Colorado evangelists and show everyone what neutrality feels like. It's not that you hate Colorado, you just wouldn't...marry it. Or maybe you've been there a few times and you're not sure what the hype is about. Either way, this \"I 😐 Colorado\" shirt is waiting for you. \n\nNow, don't go thinking the quality of this item matches your levels of indifference. Quite the opposite my friend. Crafted from 100% pure cotton that feels like bear-hugs from nature herself, this garment screams comfort. The emoji and sarcastic lettering are emblazoned in high-quality, super durable ink. Designed to withstand even the most indecisive Colorado weather, this clothing is perfect in its irony: exuding quality and comfort, despite your undeniable indifference. Comes in t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, and hoodie options so you can be nonchalant throughout the year. Buy it now. Or don't. It's not like we're desperate for your approval - we're just here making mighty fine clothes.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110883336485,"sku":"32688484714368875980","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110883369253,"sku":"28785566949399336233","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110883402021,"sku":"14619779189915760484","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110883434789,"sku":"17591214629330191459","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110883467557,"sku":"16428817166957772758","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110883500325,"sku":"84871503626968497828","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110883533093,"sku":"27331845189799084152","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110883565861,"sku":"33129894985635714387","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110883598629,"sku":"14098034041726335858","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110883631397,"sku":"39205797524317894630","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110883664165,"sku":"48789812678790339171","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110883696933,"sku":"30713768285102846569","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110883729701,"sku":"88929466410719487907","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110883762469,"sku":"45739207558849562102","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110883795237,"sku":"20159792500389990742","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110883828005,"sku":"31363972139495678552","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110883860773,"sku":"15921988867763295771","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110883893541,"sku":"33541468210073170373","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110883926309,"sku":"33905983803449783333","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110883959077,"sku":"26326847207854710903","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110883991845,"sku":"32881233383475479062","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110884024613,"sku":"28051129303022853967","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110884057381,"sku":"26752924960417861911","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110884090149,"sku":"82485187195009677448","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110884122917,"sku":"23570180906664025464","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110884155685,"sku":"11052996202695470670","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110884188453,"sku":"20390923803934591760","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110884221221,"sku":"29614468419648968422","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110884253989,"sku":"33915880516343036045","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110884286757,"sku":"24943330566520432556","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110884319525,"sku":"21055277677933867219","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110884352293,"sku":"10474995359270664982","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110884385061,"sku":"17077210067685023090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110884417829,"sku":"41401331568621403244","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110884450597,"sku":"61386904321544510977","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110884483365,"sku":"16817849701463134549","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/175105157255120007_2048.jpg?v=1718248952"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-wyoming-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Wyoming\" Hoodie","description":"You know that feeling when you're stuck in Wyoming, surrounded by an endless sea of plains and the only expression that makes sense is a classic \"meh\" emoji? Well, we've got the perfect piece to showcase your supreme indifference. Uninspired by Wyoming's vast stretch of nothingness? This is your shirt. \n\nOur \"I 😐 Wyoming\" clothing line is a physical representation of that shrugged shoulder and unenthusiastic grin you might bestow upon the Equality State. It's a lighthearted way to express your lukewarm feelings for this sparsely populated state, while also owning a cool, conversation-starting piece of wardrobe. Now you can finally show the world, or at least your drinking buddies at the local dive bar, how incredibly 'meh' you feel about Wyoming. Buy this as a gift for your friend who once drove through Wyoming without stopping, or keep it for yourself as a reminder of that one emotion you feel every time someone mentions Wyoming: pure, unconquerable indifference.\n\nWe should mention that these shirts come in T-shirt, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater forms because we understand indifference comes in all temperatures and weather conditions. Each piece is made of 100% unimpressed, soft, breathable cotton and printed with the most blasé, durable inks we could find.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110891495717,"sku":"22918808001879511071","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110891528485,"sku":"33197365544590357963","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110891561253,"sku":"26921327120205506440","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110891594021,"sku":"28792420297726733628","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110891626789,"sku":"15529867759512817034","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110891659557,"sku":"48614911948679590230","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110891692325,"sku":"76948483009163686901","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110891725093,"sku":"86265576272432064941","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110891757861,"sku":"33526243980715404587","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110891790629,"sku":"65720426525528554494","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110891823397,"sku":"45639838875590278886","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110891856165,"sku":"47173642136842005595","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110891888933,"sku":"73301512437909377368","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110891921701,"sku":"19654606681306000252","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110891954469,"sku":"12475551076223727038","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110891987237,"sku":"28912439987516839476","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110892020005,"sku":"93682400045109271707","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110892052773,"sku":"33304208800333048555","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110892085541,"sku":"11091222866748688902","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110892118309,"sku":"23545909189084436437","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110892151077,"sku":"25754497157790343121","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110892183845,"sku":"31795139903976783599","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110892216613,"sku":"83375639873988310150","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110892249381,"sku":"58912489247211762260","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110892282149,"sku":"41199729925915700890","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110892314917,"sku":"31578413500768789769","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110892347685,"sku":"27974715723957886842","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110892380453,"sku":"33877771331036691176","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110892413221,"sku":"14556143590764045134","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110892445989,"sku":"92986283720487265028","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110892478757,"sku":"23388275319622780240","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110892511525,"sku":"23161026877557670163","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110892544293,"sku":"35736699311770046205","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110892577061,"sku":"15905679024709795471","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110892609829,"sku":"19995566144006199214","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110892642597,"sku":"66631787329800264425","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/8572461956442488747_2048.jpg?v=1718249037"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-wisconsin-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Wisconsin\" Hoodie","description":"You say cheese, we say \"meh\". If the most exciting thing about a place is its dairy product, you know that place is Wisconsin. Disclaimer - we're not saying cheese isn’t fantastic; we're merely pointing out that compared to, I don't know, literally anything, the excitement level here is on par with watching paint dry. But you're from there, and you're okay with that. So, proudly display your love for your 'meh' home state with our \"I 😐 Wisconsin\" collection.\n\nThis uber-chill, ‘meh’ inspiring ensemble is available as a T-Shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie or sweater, because nothing screams Wisconsin like a lack of decisiveness. Made from cloud-soft, breathable 100% cotton, designed to keep you comfy during those thrilling bingo nights or while you enjoy a riveting documentary on cheese production. Our inks are as vibrant and durable as Wisconsin's enthusiasm for beer brats, ensuring the stunning 'meh' emoji won't fade even when your interest in everything else does. So, go ahead, get yourself an outfit that says, \"I Wisconsin...but like, whatever\". We won't judge. We might smirk, but we won't judge.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110900506917,"sku":"12316784561752525885","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110900539685,"sku":"27554863838363784704","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110900605221,"sku":"99438464600096382669","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110900637989,"sku":"75856210992047187587","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110900670757,"sku":"29478343643385935822","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110900703525,"sku":"43311176040391750369","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110900736293,"sku":"30596628597144450127","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110900769061,"sku":"16681864044823494129","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110900801829,"sku":"10785506810668027222","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110900834597,"sku":"13146751859916915394","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110900867365,"sku":"11466091140146016850","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110900900133,"sku":"20068418892546089944","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110900932901,"sku":"81449499203603761846","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110900965669,"sku":"32238409083125844369","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110900998437,"sku":"93016000042777670842","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110901031205,"sku":"87176567221040230108","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110901063973,"sku":"18759901813251857845","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110901096741,"sku":"10527417028831513319","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110901129509,"sku":"65493908132656240365","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110901162277,"sku":"20398171017742070688","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110901195045,"sku":"16709975717033913188","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110901227813,"sku":"20342322975708724451","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110901260581,"sku":"12787484965423038558","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110901293349,"sku":"50715519402009622729","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110901326117,"sku":"26708596619538922015","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110901358885,"sku":"12851536603222115198","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110901391653,"sku":"27160699678121212152","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110901424421,"sku":"25664168923178211437","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110901457189,"sku":"17589326622319239983","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110901489957,"sku":"23653212270923909696","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110901522725,"sku":"18132701044704422506","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110901555493,"sku":"26050786164014595011","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110901588261,"sku":"17969658099273134087","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110901621029,"sku":"30691691574880544811","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110901653797,"sku":"31320413125449767462","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110901686565,"sku":"16557289861854362808","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/12873895223422588055_2048.jpg?v=1718249129"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-west-virginia-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About West Virginia\" Hoodie","description":"Look, we get it. West Virginia might be known for its mind-blowingly beautiful mountains, but when it comes to excitement... well, let's just say it's not exactly Las Vegas. And that's why we've got this 😐 emoji smacked right onto your next favorite piece of clothing. Because nothing says, \"I've experienced the overwhelming sense of neutrality that comes from visiting West Virginia\" like our all-too-appropriate design. \n\nBut, hey, maybe you live there and it's not that bad. Or perhaps your Aunt Bertha well, she still kinda likes living there, and you want to make her chuckle. Maybe you just dig the whole hard-to-be-impressed, nihilistic thing we've got going on here, no judgement. Either way, we've got you covered. \n\nThe possibilities are as endless as West Virginia's sprawling hollers filled up with...well, hollers. \n\nSo, whether you’re owning up to your home state pride, or politely throwing shade, we've got the clothing item for you. Our items are crafted with the signature blend of 100% cotton that's softer than a forgotten coal mine and far better for your lungs. Plus, the indisputable \"meh, it's alright\" feeling of West Virginia is captured perfectly with our high definition, long-lasting printing.   \n\nThis is your destiny, embrace the mediocrity. Wear it with pride. Or not. Honestly, we're not too fussed.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110911090981,"sku":"18380039782491251533","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110911123749,"sku":"29509290541535132700","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110911156517,"sku":"33918462324701801872","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110911189285,"sku":"28667657617676996981","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110911222053,"sku":"66160913227783046724","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110911254821,"sku":"34016240419363943756","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110911287589,"sku":"27522188521090354008","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110911320357,"sku":"20342261608986182997","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110911353125,"sku":"29003936541756918462","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110911385893,"sku":"23672335369681717191","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110911418661,"sku":"12777686150601789337","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110911451429,"sku":"13281376133630850574","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110911484197,"sku":"16512989607384542504","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110911516965,"sku":"26836935637624156514","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110911549733,"sku":"11412505503264619769","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110911582501,"sku":"19239125990371931463","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110911615269,"sku":"29039734445264474216","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110911648037,"sku":"37886714920578746772","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110911680805,"sku":"11749094195776137682","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110911713573,"sku":"19883715020720148668","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110911746341,"sku":"18378274420664172010","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110911779109,"sku":"11301893597249311194","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110911811877,"sku":"11283839202713747575","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110911844645,"sku":"16768260649078432279","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110911877413,"sku":"16641391649512425622","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110911910181,"sku":"14781121239441061706","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110911942949,"sku":"16889494785744289195","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110911975717,"sku":"19009862256091328711","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110912008485,"sku":"26169368578336849566","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110912041253,"sku":"17189959239718740862","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110912074021,"sku":"98478504904955322766","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110912106789,"sku":"15839519972471423805","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110912139557,"sku":"23226937812140464486","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110912172325,"sku":"32260703505689593882","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110912205093,"sku":"15558564953613727645","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110912237861,"sku":"17915731761366221570","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/5150857745127651875_2048.jpg?v=1718249111"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-washington-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Washington\" Hoodie","description":"Are you a glutton for punishment? A masochist who scoffs at the cold and sneers at the concept of sensible weather? Well, then you probably love Washington. With Washington's perpetually dreary and overcast skies, it's no wonder you're often left feeling mellow aka 🥴. \n\nYour mood is captured perfectly on our one-of-a-kind shirt, emblazoned with \"I 😐 Washington\", which encapsulates your feelings about the state like nothing else could. This shirt is an homage to all those who've looked out the window in the morning and thought, 'Oh, another day of this crap...' It's the ideal attire for the perpetual cloud cover, non-stop drizzle, and the lack of a definable summer. \n\nBefore you know it, you'll be inviting over your equally miserable friends to gaze longingly at the gray skyline and reminisce about that one time you saw the sun... in a photograph. Hell, it might just bring a smirk to people who've never stepped foot in the state but know exactly what they're not missing!\n\nBuilt to withstand even the most enduring gloominess, our shirt is made from top-notch 100% pure cotton. Perfect for layering in Washington’s classic 'three seasons in one day' weather - because who doesn't love a good 'hoodie under a raincoat' combo, right? The design is rendered in top-of-the-line, long-lasting inks, because the last thing you need is your shirt fading faster than your hopes and dreams. Grab one today, because expressing your passive-aggressive indifference towards your state has never been so stylish.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110920986917,"sku":"45342240853340441139","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110921019685,"sku":"11415430048935405755","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110921052453,"sku":"89370485296672554593","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110921085221,"sku":"18553358511796947818","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110921117989,"sku":"26762543361059824691","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110921150757,"sku":"14871462539616678782","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110921183525,"sku":"12094903338901044682","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110921216293,"sku":"33991705503925751400","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110921249061,"sku":"26241269695829473765","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110921281829,"sku":"15196887502509341450","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110921314597,"sku":"91489734806648176073","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110921347365,"sku":"20550216407512207289","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110921380133,"sku":"36779156190768133358","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110921412901,"sku":"29311585655414523969","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110921445669,"sku":"68277162999462456927","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110921478437,"sku":"17302283208379144074","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110921511205,"sku":"16854483013121965877","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110921543973,"sku":"20016568441960183260","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110921576741,"sku":"16136551193080631542","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110921609509,"sku":"17879546249582365156","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110921642277,"sku":"14593038940410902056","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110921675045,"sku":"57687757305430350394","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110921707813,"sku":"31227709043097399914","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110921740581,"sku":"31939012838791451676","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110921773349,"sku":"10277734057338930066","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110921806117,"sku":"33435764159748978373","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110921838885,"sku":"17464650902074202743","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110921871653,"sku":"13473049651432183251","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110921904421,"sku":"21861381948299918177","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110921937189,"sku":"63053412740378638133","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110921969957,"sku":"32744097459885747853","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110922002725,"sku":"24440321637642605220","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110922035493,"sku":"70292265813307890093","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110922068261,"sku":"10180257885207863364","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110922101029,"sku":"19269823240741629655","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110922133797,"sku":"33281145982199198739","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/14854816489074713633_2048.jpg?v=1718249208"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-virginia-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Virginia\" Hoodie","description":"Yeah, Virginia is a thing, I guess. On one hand, you've got the tobacco farms and rugged Appalachian charm, but on the other you've got political scandals and wildly unpredictable weather ― did someone forget to mention the cicadas? If you're feeling a bit meh 😐 about it all, join the club. This piece of versatile fashion says, \"I 😐 Virginia\" in a way that screams, \"I tolerate this place\". \n\nWhether you're stuck in traffic on the Beltway, sitting through another family reunion in Virginia Beach, or trying to explain to non-locals why Sweet Tea is a religion, this clothing item perfectly captures your enthusiasm (or lack thereof). Don't try to hide it. Embrace your mediocrity with pride. \n\nThe shirt, hoodie, sweater, long sleeve ― whatever you're in the mood for ― is made from soft, durable, 100% cotton. Yeah, we're talking maximum comfort. The kind that makes you forget about whatever pewter skies you might be under. It can withstand any accidental hot dog spills that may occur during your not-so-thrilling Fourth of July grill out or the occasional tear you shed over the Commonwealth's knack for sensational headlines on the 6 o'clock news. You can proudly wear your indifference to Virginia's quirks, because...why not? We're all on this humorously apathetic, oddly lovable, fashion-forward rollercoaster together.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110932193573,"sku":"87332258885603697290","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110932226341,"sku":"30157723439286770277","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110932259109,"sku":"31311277715539380336","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110932291877,"sku":"75519667451932305248","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110932324645,"sku":"33463067947559832814","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110932357413,"sku":"22218985864662667758","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110932390181,"sku":"23443916962734728865","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110932422949,"sku":"12884709764730347831","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110932455717,"sku":"82761548209455470848","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110932488485,"sku":"31212136885108841655","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110932521253,"sku":"45432106503872043505","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110932554021,"sku":"80580821222231300487","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110932586789,"sku":"24339471258578926692","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110932619557,"sku":"26006651758281094610","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110932652325,"sku":"28494886915702721688","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110932685093,"sku":"27078558369545703972","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110932717861,"sku":"19511896245831991969","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110932750629,"sku":"13458524309638303769","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110932783397,"sku":"53983095691534606641","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110932816165,"sku":"27849478485614004884","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110932848933,"sku":"23365163209076939895","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110932881701,"sku":"37680469303087281629","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110932914469,"sku":"99567415300055127027","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110932947237,"sku":"21099116315433701501","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110932980005,"sku":"28899944611660932017","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110933012773,"sku":"21130499789892957814","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110933045541,"sku":"81979679589846609359","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110933078309,"sku":"31212791096819483744","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110933111077,"sku":"32874942490270520838","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110933143845,"sku":"58699525052909297476","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110933176613,"sku":"62416929769250887085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110933209381,"sku":"30617858586417167264","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110933242149,"sku":"33109218456233973787","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110933274917,"sku":"13280866676217671787","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110933307685,"sku":"17817599312018999609","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110933340453,"sku":"19186101841261095610","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/11566173032982294838_2048.jpg?v=1718249293"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-vermont-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Vermont\" Hoodie","description":"Are you from Vermont and have a thing for slyly pointing out how unexciting your state can be with a perfectly straight face? Well, this shirt featuring the universally recognized \"meh\" 😐 emoji and the loving title \"Vermont\" was practically ripped from your flatlined pulse.\n\nSeriously, there's only so many ways you can express your love\/hate\/indifference about living in a place that's known for, well... maple syrup? Our shirt takes your distinct lack of expression and puts it on mute for the world to see. Now you can officially be as nonchalant about Vermont's underwhelming appeal as humanly possible.\n\nUsing only the most advanced technological emojis, we've managed to capture your feeling of meh about Vermont's..let's say unique..characteristics. This shirt is perfect for emulating the same try-not-to-be-overwhelmed-by-the-excitement vibe you get when you drive past yet another dairy farm. \n\nWhether you're taking it easy in a t-shirt, running cold in a long sleeve shirt, cozy up in a sweater, or keeping warm in a hoodie, this shirt has got you covered. We use premium fabric made from 100% breathable cotton, ideal for dealing with Vermont's thrilling range of weather conditions. And trust us, our durable inks are as persistent as Vermont's undying commitment to being pleasantly unimpressive.\n\nSo get ready to rock the 😐 Vermont vibe, because nothing says \"I live in the most gloriously mundane state\" like our outlandishly generic Vermont shirt. Just remember, we don't discriminate; indifferent Vermonters or anyone intrigued by the fascinating mundanity of this state are welcome. We just thrive on your passion, or lack thereof. The profit stays the same.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110942253349,"sku":"25694027671407054758","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110942286117,"sku":"22563043116764614522","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110942318885,"sku":"26240622733830511961","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110942351653,"sku":"75797158532877147674","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110942384421,"sku":"30176221511108314166","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110942417189,"sku":"19943778732157430791","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110942449957,"sku":"14750727805864927068","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110942482725,"sku":"24917886750274732131","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110942515493,"sku":"79129154175463791362","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110942548261,"sku":"19592092845657698010","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110942581029,"sku":"81501838994741251209","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110942613797,"sku":"15446170905131739181","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110942646565,"sku":"29945755098506464336","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110942679333,"sku":"74278669091309783406","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110942744869,"sku":"20325049628635047177","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110942777637,"sku":"17186474836792879314","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110942810405,"sku":"15774592990655763531","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110942843173,"sku":"21101280292443839752","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110942875941,"sku":"19092997554640545866","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110942908709,"sku":"27517289819008841010","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110942941477,"sku":"16444758739309183546","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110942974245,"sku":"17503835845114309637","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110943007013,"sku":"26401742381460255948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110943039781,"sku":"33272717361549078869","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110943072549,"sku":"27202398642355327756","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110943105317,"sku":"10374853972909538830","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110943138085,"sku":"20194181720314776562","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110943170853,"sku":"18275132920491337414","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110943203621,"sku":"28982232737975308429","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110943236389,"sku":"10803207970878780273","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110943269157,"sku":"23926844981253165251","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110943301925,"sku":"14005962740149235879","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110943334693,"sku":"24283452180067064086","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110943367461,"sku":"21063407743098773226","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110943432997,"sku":"33165991436035519444","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110943465765,"sku":"60092858887048312192","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/4126728929347915700_2048.jpg?v=1718249372"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-utah-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Utah\" Hoodie","description":"In an absolute show of stoic indifference to what’s commonly described as the world's beigest state, show your complete nonchalance with our \"I 😐 Utah\" clothing line! You don't really love it, but you don't hate it either; kind of like that one relative you see only during the holidays. Utah – a state that's flatter than a soda left sitting out overnight, where their biggest claim to fame is having salt... and a lake of it. It's the home of five national parks but let's face it, it's just a lot of rock formations and big empty. Whoop-dee-doo!\n\nMaybe you're the thrill-seeking type who once tried to tackle some white water rapids in the Green River. Or perhaps you slipped on slickrock in Moab and landed right on your dignity. Or maybe, just maybe, you were the poor soul caught in a freak snowstorm, in the middle of July, just trying to enjoy your summer. You didn’t even have the decency to react, all you could muster was a half-hearted 😐. This is the perfect way to celebrate or mourn your experiences in the state that's basically the \"Diet Coke\" of Colorado.\n\nBut hey, we're not here to judge your life choices. We're here to sell you a piece of swag that absolutely encapsulates your vague indifference, and cushions the blow of accepting Utah as your home... or acknowledging you passed through it once. \n\nOur Line of \"I 😐 {state}\" clothing is crafted with top-notch, breathable cotton that's softer than... well, let's just say it's really freaking soft. We slapped those expressions right on using durable, vibrant inks that'll withstand even the harshest Utah weather... Or indifferent looks. Perfect for passive-aggressively flaunting on a t-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater. Enjoy, or don’t, that’s kinda the whole point.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110951264549,"sku":"14266771175829381620","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110951297317,"sku":"20502446855341920210","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110951330085,"sku":"25838131285876809106","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110951362853,"sku":"23055558431790135064","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110951395621,"sku":"25307696637130285364","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110951428389,"sku":"21229861623197628537","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110951461157,"sku":"43158200098827508400","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110951493925,"sku":"31196079051099707186","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110951526693,"sku":"89315834735967409910","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110951559461,"sku":"18052959032380874874","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110951592229,"sku":"61998720650717185536","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110951624997,"sku":"32180994470761298062","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110951657765,"sku":"98351935822460943710","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110951690533,"sku":"27208342824467649898","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110951723301,"sku":"13477814029167336965","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110951756069,"sku":"10476082612685757733","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110951788837,"sku":"21153941894029079662","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110951821605,"sku":"72854354202533981632","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110951854373,"sku":"66920696049809381281","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110951887141,"sku":"10040632328059788282","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110951919909,"sku":"17910735112396948466","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110951952677,"sku":"20460083088468758008","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110951985445,"sku":"31215579278809126470","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110952018213,"sku":"25765753683633187744","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110952050981,"sku":"27013763342148632031","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110952083749,"sku":"10137860502356422017","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110952116517,"sku":"87216989457979272328","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110952149285,"sku":"10234787342430371740","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110952182053,"sku":"30968497190639293172","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110952214821,"sku":"64397194105512743055","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110952247589,"sku":"18698710066815404116","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110952280357,"sku":"31323679762826897012","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110952313125,"sku":"12667143798540997771","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110952345893,"sku":"30579444300958722910","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110952378661,"sku":"99538753975922025029","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110952411429,"sku":"13779262273444480579","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/6468155264498340279_2048.jpg?v=1718249451"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-texas-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Texas\" Hoodie","description":"Alright, so somebody's got a dry sense of humor. Or maybe you just have a dry, sort of non-committal feeling about Texas. Like when you've got to go there for a conference and you're like \"Great, another long week of Texan twangs and big hats, I'm freaking ecstatic\". This shirt, displaying the ever expressive 😐 emoji, perfectly depicts your casual indifference or mild distaste to everything Texas. Maybe the Lone Star State stole your girlfriend, maybe you're just salty because of that Texas-shaped waffle you ate five years ago that gave you food poisoning. Whatever it is, let this shirt say it for you in a way only an emoji can.\n\nPerfect for those moments when you want to be actively passive about your feelings (yes, it's a thing) or for confusing your friends who assumed you must love the state since you're wearing a shirt about it. Shirts are an acceptable form of self-expression, right? Profit from the confusion, we're not judging. We swear. \n\nOur garments are all about quality and comfort. All our clothing - the T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, sweaters and hoodies - is made with super soft, breathable cotton that's perfect for any weather. Your apathy will be printed at the highest resolution, because if you're going to half-heartedly object to something, you gotta do it right. The emoji isn't going anywhere either, thanks to our durable inks. We've got your back, or chest, or wherever else the design goes on clothing. \n\nSo, something's bothering you about ol' Texas but you don't wanna actually say it out loud. Rock this 😐 Texas range, look snazzy and let your garb do the gabbing.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110964666661,"sku":"26357760014267059339","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110964699429,"sku":"88701780987669899741","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110964732197,"sku":"14955644161065564640","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110964764965,"sku":"33280454073270657366","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110964797733,"sku":"16657291656341048067","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110964830501,"sku":"12766078528689731135","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110964863269,"sku":"22804887078884282841","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110964896037,"sku":"71854754633038485198","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110964928805,"sku":"29630036524893187716","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110964961573,"sku":"19474629057570342752","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110964994341,"sku":"30408822226961852713","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110965027109,"sku":"15651406772676951426","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110965059877,"sku":"25643172490715420248","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110965092645,"sku":"96516981772569330885","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110965125413,"sku":"15720509186757691084","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110965158181,"sku":"29494585070827924873","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110965190949,"sku":"10008219491641570872","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110965223717,"sku":"14647416561984292652","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110965256485,"sku":"12752465689453396432","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110965289253,"sku":"25207082321525948411","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110965322021,"sku":"20346800083734049066","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110965354789,"sku":"76608637190776677355","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110965387557,"sku":"78167767923498351197","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110965420325,"sku":"89156950381607852043","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110965453093,"sku":"17036391937540609618","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110965485861,"sku":"22557251942945013133","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110965518629,"sku":"53913699356406708453","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110965551397,"sku":"61034168050700203636","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110965584165,"sku":"23722175387333191941","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110965616933,"sku":"13795620508710213460","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110965649701,"sku":"58803107185581056314","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110965682469,"sku":"21734857731804224164","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110965715237,"sku":"98650254624384242807","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110965748005,"sku":"30474884012820981588","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110965780773,"sku":"79483987187027916722","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110965813541,"sku":"22512928570587743812","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/12222991358526033960_2048.jpg?v=1718249530"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-tennessee-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Tennessee\" Hoodie","description":"\"Yeah, sure, Tennessee is alright, but let's face it, if there was an emoji to describe the essence of the state, it's probably 😐. No, we aren't hating, we just agree with Johnny Cash when he sang about how Tennessee flat-top box made him a walking, talking, Tennessee bore.\n\nBut hey, maybe that exactly paints the picture of your feelings for Tennessee. Perhaps you are a resident made numb by the never-ending country music or an expat who felt the need to flee from the boredom. Either way, this clothing allows you to express your emotions in an incredibly minimalist, yet sophisticated fashion just like a true Tennessean would!\n\nSpread a mixed message about the Volunteer State with the design that's as expressive as a local's face when they're told there's no sweet tea. Or get it as a gift for someone who's planning to move there; they'll figure it out eventually.\n\nCrafted with the finest quality breathable cotton, our clothing will serve as a constant, comfortable reminder of the feelings the state inspires in you. Heat-sealed printing means even after multiple washes, your emotions for Tennessee will remain visible. Just remember, whether you wear it under the piercing sun of summer or as layered protection from the bitter winter, it's a clothing product that perfectly encapsulates the mediocrity and element of 'meh' that is the essence of Tennessee. That’s just facts. Love it. Hate it. We don't give a hoot. It's your money.\"","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110973907237,"sku":"27344859467417695959","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110973940005,"sku":"48017569506052753403","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110973972773,"sku":"14350254520978834300","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110974005541,"sku":"16431935561579591556","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110974038309,"sku":"34720474424443918258","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110974071077,"sku":"17730820258374347783","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110974103845,"sku":"23349077209309687732","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110974136613,"sku":"27916603417049227265","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110974169381,"sku":"49032596898086995777","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110974202149,"sku":"13276805229247427845","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110974234917,"sku":"60773358135271340748","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110974267685,"sku":"24011297478710148785","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110974300453,"sku":"75705480605353012885","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110974333221,"sku":"24421236537377166782","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110974365989,"sku":"13897534425424357246","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110974398757,"sku":"77197017763118449568","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110974431525,"sku":"56369031599364503036","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110974464293,"sku":"54161136036632225926","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110974497061,"sku":"14111325334349500632","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110974529829,"sku":"17765206559855850620","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110974562597,"sku":"22552707969633189743","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110974595365,"sku":"17809465317030391601","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110974628133,"sku":"56404215356609697054","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110974660901,"sku":"42898834095459259361","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110974693669,"sku":"29164363222325936718","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110974726437,"sku":"28265723936480994904","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110974759205,"sku":"94630066751122378009","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110974791973,"sku":"24058036241058404685","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110974824741,"sku":"32320106471671289136","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110974857509,"sku":"32335807027989588491","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110974890277,"sku":"10681575956028474641","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110974923045,"sku":"15355719289923940278","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110974955813,"sku":"16225757253059183579","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110974988581,"sku":"19675019347471237616","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110975021349,"sku":"97771427634470469772","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110975054117,"sku":"20331037770407341103","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/5754316050579722800_2048.jpg?v=1718249610"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-south-dakota-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About South Dakota\" Hoodie","description":"So you've been to South Dakota, huh? You probably got entangled in some wild buffalo traffic jam or ventured into the Badlands, confident you wouldn't meet your untimely demise. And let's not forget about Mount Rushmore, where four stony-faced Presidents try their damn hardest not to look bored. Well, this merch encapsulates your overwhelming feeling of \"meh\" 😐 towards South Dakota. Whether you're an indifferent local or a nonchalant tourist, wear this on your chest like an ambiguous badge of honor. It's a conversation starter, an inside joke, and a potential ticket to a support group for people who've bravely endured the intoxicating mundanity of South Dakota.\n\nNow onto the goods. This merch, be it a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater, is your ideal go-to for ultimate comfort and style. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, it serves as a perfect canvas for our high-quality, vibrant, and durable prints. And the best part? It just might make South Dakota a tad bit more exciting. In a very underwhelmingly sarcastic way, of course.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110982263077,"sku":"12857423506215006081","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110982295845,"sku":"25995584937758487030","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110982328613,"sku":"17528841452610223091","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110982361381,"sku":"16513436308936169200","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110982394149,"sku":"16496756310163327743","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110982426917,"sku":"14553243137675697901","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110982459685,"sku":"10882074057036579320","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110982492453,"sku":"12684999123952066767","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110982525221,"sku":"29804917800228595243","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110982557989,"sku":"18117885889276183699","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110982590757,"sku":"13135360435793207438","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110982623525,"sku":"30876891153861149870","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110982656293,"sku":"31298873770405639477","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110982689061,"sku":"11824623573401508953","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110982721829,"sku":"23452050592088461721","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110982754597,"sku":"25538977623403205557","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110982787365,"sku":"98514420966408099687","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110982820133,"sku":"53832380750109386449","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110982852901,"sku":"86809689083418818559","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110982885669,"sku":"11286353643873925773","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110982918437,"sku":"71958119344985882825","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110982951205,"sku":"15154571006914065268","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110982983973,"sku":"64073530652745578247","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110983016741,"sku":"17476323914332674349","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110983049509,"sku":"24804577704878934592","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110983082277,"sku":"11705380385489050533","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110983115045,"sku":"52076176100699860774","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110983147813,"sku":"10998327813666827908","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110983180581,"sku":"73169384895852188913","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110983213349,"sku":"29568296976620437252","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110983246117,"sku":"28705499163740306543","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110983278885,"sku":"25937537623799203001","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110983311653,"sku":"13154971628465178107","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110983344421,"sku":"15256836455202209553","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110983377189,"sku":"60264359948977400742","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110983409957,"sku":"25142345090081507793","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/1921410562094843290_2048.jpg?v=1718249690"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-arkansas-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Arkansas\" Hoodie","description":"Life in Arkansas is like... well it's just kinda like... you know what, we're struggling to put it into words here, so we'll just bust out the \"meh\" emoji: 😐 . Yea, that about sums it up. But hey, maybe you dig Little Rock's breathtaking skyline. Or perhaps you're enchanted by the many bountiful Walmart's scattered throughout the state. Or it could just be that, for some inexplicable reason, you think it's fun sipping on a beer watching the Razorbacks lose, yet again. If that's the case, this apparel has got your back. Grab one to silently express your mixed feelings, or as an ideal conversation starter at tedious family reunions. \n\nWhether you're into T-shirts, long-sleeved shirts, sweaters, or hoodies, we've got something for you to reluctantly throw on before another captivating day in America's diamond mine. This clothing is made with 100% cotton (or maybe it's more of a cotton\/poly blend, who cares, it's soft). The design is printed using high-quality, fade-resistant ink. It's sure to last longer than your enthusiasm for Arkansas. So go ahead, make a statement - even if that statement is just \"meh\".","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49110992781605,"sku":"25195424679654195834","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49110992814373,"sku":"18628619872354009991","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49110992847141,"sku":"74083212792019841328","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49110992879909,"sku":"17559847262438307726","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49110992912677,"sku":"18859496897980852200","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49110992945445,"sku":"19577482017523808647","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49110992978213,"sku":"44399208323571423749","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49110993010981,"sku":"22385397168123521482","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49110993043749,"sku":"24438356835881857583","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49110993076517,"sku":"13254290838889051105","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49110993109285,"sku":"75199879466128836820","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49110993142053,"sku":"21256168165381851639","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49110993174821,"sku":"26646704771259513194","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49110993207589,"sku":"30080878569912941912","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49110993240357,"sku":"97394566620814866206","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49110993273125,"sku":"19451338043979568931","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49110993305893,"sku":"45298023359251844090","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49110993338661,"sku":"38269287216559286881","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49110993371429,"sku":"30886590780801918360","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49110993404197,"sku":"24466130535869813538","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49110993436965,"sku":"23665193394575257097","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49110993469733,"sku":"15628865184159726737","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49110993502501,"sku":"24692978706623174420","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49110993535269,"sku":"17667468401523205310","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110993568037,"sku":"17019463218131975238","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110993600805,"sku":"18234224665150997496","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110993633573,"sku":"27397080453389043107","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110993666341,"sku":"21509290021488152059","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110993699109,"sku":"39879815615769805655","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49110993731877,"sku":"87636403911448218843","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110993764645,"sku":"21785699805867712812","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110993797413,"sku":"69402638989873624522","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110993830181,"sku":"26280285045878954658","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110993862949,"sku":"42380631353975217986","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110993895717,"sku":"48643904018835779663","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49110993928485,"sku":"29223085948150891132","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/11851645191258815920_2048.jpg?v=1718249772"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-south-carolina-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About South Carolina\" Hoodie","description":"Feeling kinda \"meh\" about South Carolina? We get it. Maybe you've spent too much time trying to navigate the never-ending maze at the Magnolia Plantation. Or perhaps you're tired of driving through Greenville and wondering why the hell it's known as the \"Textile Capital of the World\". Either way, this clothing line is designed to celebrate your ambivalence.\n\nWhether you're a Palmetto native or just got dragged to Hilton Head for a 'memo-rable' vacation, your love-hate relationship with SC will shine bright in this an exclusive range of \"I 😐 South Carolina\" merchandise. And for those of you who think “Why should I wear this?”. Well, there's always a room for irony in the fashion world, champ.\n\nAnd no, we don't care if you're wearing this on a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or sweater. They all get the same high-quality treatment: 100% soft, breathable cotton fabric, perfect for the crazy weather where you're sweating one moment and shivering the next. Alongside that, we've got vibrant, durable inks to express your \"meh-ness\" with pride. Or apathy. It's hard to tell. Who cares? Not South Carolina, that’s for sure! \n\nSo snag one and let the world know about your nonchalantness for the Palmetto State. Or don’t — it’s not like South Carolina would care, anyway.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111002808613,"sku":"35683988036612822850","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111002841381,"sku":"29518630982404253043","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111002874149,"sku":"13172842226923808639","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111002906917,"sku":"96894058377810686695","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111002939685,"sku":"16798077804914767358","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111002972453,"sku":"11022031016570101153","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111003005221,"sku":"32632387242399749662","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111003037989,"sku":"26361542217532253260","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111003070757,"sku":"15503431406297514227","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111003103525,"sku":"10300471069171748652","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111003136293,"sku":"84770129482024212103","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111003169061,"sku":"11784262347546702159","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111003201829,"sku":"10660243246647827279","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111003234597,"sku":"18887795853386680498","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111003267365,"sku":"22459935310311238257","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111003300133,"sku":"33312931580248712230","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111003332901,"sku":"15113991412238240008","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111003365669,"sku":"13175148043704159723","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111003398437,"sku":"31639681818308635878","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111003431205,"sku":"33574451684727019498","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111003463973,"sku":"33400355731130710826","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111003496741,"sku":"19987038428975829974","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111003529509,"sku":"55330142084276936418","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111003562277,"sku":"28918475112082549754","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111003595045,"sku":"26364055621831927160","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111003627813,"sku":"80203330592183420739","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111003660581,"sku":"33833378339960458557","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111003693349,"sku":"17569405535110707810","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111003726117,"sku":"45627218382398644684","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111003758885,"sku":"60760803592144472863","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111003791653,"sku":"75868935473952627902","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111003824421,"sku":"90510777998302876974","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111003857189,"sku":"18917160089834791198","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111003889957,"sku":"75851302085543095468","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111003922725,"sku":"30780828390118838245","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111003955493,"sku":"30588620418085273267","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/4839927810635645712_2048.jpg?v=1718249854"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-rhode-island-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Rhode Island\" Hoodie","description":"Sure, Rhode Island isn't exactly popping with excitement. Even Family Guy can't seem to make it interesting, and we all know how hard they’ve tried. But hey, if you've got a thing for small towns, clam chowder, and... is there something else? Doesn’t matter. Show off your unenthusiastic feelings about this state with this \"I 😐 Rhode Island\" shirt. Heck, if you're from Rhode Island, it might even get a laugh out of the five people you know. Wear it as a badge of honor, an inside joke, or a warning label. We don’t judge. Whatever your motivation is, your indifference will never look this good. \n\nOur gear is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton that won’t shrink even when you wish Rhode Island would. All designs are printed in-house using high-quality inks that won't fade over time. No extra features, we’re keeping it as simple as life in Rhode Island. Perfect for all seasons, from snowy winters to less snowy…rest of the year. Whether you're rocking it at the...four local pubs, or wearing it at local events you're forced to participate in, our clothing’s got you covered. We won't guarantee it'll make your life there any more interesting, but at least you’ll look good not having too much fun.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111011819813,"sku":"23082132327279755256","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111011852581,"sku":"51370798722200734785","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111011885349,"sku":"28270562690877267645","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111011918117,"sku":"14747763739858066161","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111011950885,"sku":"16158726519196882225","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111011983653,"sku":"33183884290199033779","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111012016421,"sku":"26953127455421556418","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111012049189,"sku":"29984591573868779864","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111012081957,"sku":"80173640545431509259","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111012114725,"sku":"98503115889892671479","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111012147493,"sku":"26082572628008767805","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111012180261,"sku":"27425930503236856859","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111012213029,"sku":"28699213311014829030","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111012245797,"sku":"27128103215602125425","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111012278565,"sku":"89487921699480031935","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111012311333,"sku":"28259534155151264422","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111012344101,"sku":"33043217280216569062","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111012376869,"sku":"22456292699496418586","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111012409637,"sku":"31591023247694686097","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111012442405,"sku":"28138240011813290567","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111012475173,"sku":"14514679239503387645","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111012507941,"sku":"11962784372363499095","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111012540709,"sku":"23100659658010124378","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111012573477,"sku":"13842825413546157592","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111012606245,"sku":"29363813631759575209","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111012639013,"sku":"89862796609881968770","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111012671781,"sku":"30624755283132705598","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111012704549,"sku":"31231368614163449450","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111012737317,"sku":"20149748078469540831","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111012770085,"sku":"18985233498360896619","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111012802853,"sku":"70083212712615337458","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111012835621,"sku":"18141291060429609108","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111012868389,"sku":"26250095295018594678","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111012901157,"sku":"33413291541208841814","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111012933925,"sku":"11676249326230511344","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111012966693,"sku":"32488709333437535762","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/8627126502859629378_2048.jpg?v=1718249943"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-oklahoma-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Oklahoma\" Hoodie","description":"Hey, do you empathize with the straight-face emoji? The one that's just kind of \"meh\", floating through life without a care in the world? Well, do we have the ultimate shirt for you, pal. This piece of high-quality fabric art is for people who have an odd, perhaps slightly apathetic, affection for the state of Oklahoma. You know, that square-ish state that kind of just exists... smack in the middle of America's belly button.\n\nWhy Oklahoma? Why not, man? Their state bird is the Scissor-Tailed Flycatcher, which sounds like a D-list super villain. Their state vegetable is a watermelon, which is, errr... actually a fruit. And let's not forget about their brave fight in 1921... against rabbits. Yep, Oklahoma declared WAR on rabbits. This place is absurd and we kind of love it.\n\nSo your face might not light up when someone mentions Oklahoma, but that doesn't mean you don't have feelings alright. Real, deep, mysterious, poker-faced feelings. This shirt captures your mood perfectly with its bold \"I 😐 Oklahoma\" phrase. It's a conversation starter, a statement piece, an identity statement.\n\nJust like the good ole Sooner state, people might not get it at first, but eventually, they'll come around. This piece is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton so you can subtly express your indifference in total comfort. The design is printed with vibrant, durable inks that won't fade, even if your enthusiasm for Oklahoma does. It's like Taylor Swift once said, \"The haters gonna hate,\" (or in this case, be utterly indifferent). So own it, with this so-bland-it's-brilliant fashion must-have.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111026991397,"sku":"17222095716262670257","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111027024165,"sku":"16228389264433077321","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111027056933,"sku":"20815439855085379459","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111027089701,"sku":"36072154415169504162","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111027122469,"sku":"28775305092614751809","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111027155237,"sku":"23847241203466511104","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111027188005,"sku":"97902295855028614144","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111027220773,"sku":"11590842611442119967","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111027253541,"sku":"22015527938088724308","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111027286309,"sku":"30499628983564062294","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111027319077,"sku":"22786867847807773360","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111027351845,"sku":"19434452708334138225","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111027384613,"sku":"73952573855461034862","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111027417381,"sku":"53177900036281864390","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111027450149,"sku":"16404842886917534703","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111027482917,"sku":"26892278572747248225","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111027515685,"sku":"23440317482888633597","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111027548453,"sku":"11582760164531687533","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111027581221,"sku":"33707897990720224247","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111027613989,"sku":"25267535508969450745","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111027646757,"sku":"66052477238435845814","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111027679525,"sku":"31371298963294045081","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111027712293,"sku":"97733402594613782234","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111027745061,"sku":"22745202659197359333","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111027777829,"sku":"30160183885225066980","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111027810597,"sku":"29707557675304322499","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111027843365,"sku":"22352303355001729006","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111027876133,"sku":"31412046294428340910","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111027908901,"sku":"35948560328943924782","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111027941669,"sku":"18453591943274995888","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111027974437,"sku":"15102763413035096421","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111028007205,"sku":"13141038725230023845","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111028039973,"sku":"20357445236706294677","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111028072741,"sku":"17306597513987796077","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111028105509,"sku":"27230338222378809437","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111028138277,"sku":"19760225525073687636","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/16372421308183175457_2048.jpg?v=1718250627"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-ohio-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Ohio\" Hoodie","description":"So you want to express your feelings about Ohio, huh? Well, we've got the perfect attire for you. Whether you're a fan or just baffled by the questionable weather and borderline obsession with college football, our \"I 😐 Ohio\" apparel speaks volumes without saying a thing. It's basically the wearable equivalent of that friend who chimes in with mildly sarcastic observations at parties, just in sweater, t-shirt, or hoodie form.\n\nNow, why the '😐' emoji? Essentially it's that universally understood symbol for \"meh,\" on those days when Ohio seems to have less personality than a bowl of unsalted crackers. And let’s not even start about the Buckeyes. Can't they let Michigan win once in a while?\n\nIt's not that you don't like Ohio. Heck, you might even love the joint. It's just that sometimes, you’re puzzled by everything here. From the terribly inconsistent weather to the questionable decision to put chili on spaghetti (looking at you, Skyline). '😐' says it all.\n\nSounds like your type of humour, doesn’t it? We've made all our \"I 😐 Ohio\" gear from a smooth blend of cotton and irreverence to feel soft on the skin and tough on the chuckles. It's pre-shrunken, giving it a lasting fit even after numerous washes. We use high-quality inks that are just like your feelings for Ohio - solid, vibrant, and lasting. \n\nSo, suit up and make a statement. After all, you can only roll your eyes so much. And remember, no matter what, we're all laughing with you. Or at you. Depends on how well these things sell.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111036723493,"sku":"26003371831546680496","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111036756261,"sku":"32039542803178729338","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111036789029,"sku":"29454090750597044778","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111036821797,"sku":"47192015296865751634","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111036854565,"sku":"84874338775157870136","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111036887333,"sku":"33088080220173006801","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111036920101,"sku":"23476661032728589846","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111036952869,"sku":"13997582518884332997","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111036985637,"sku":"25406604450270977407","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111037018405,"sku":"24642923088009357667","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111037051173,"sku":"23800403089872407994","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111037083941,"sku":"69701802740928210154","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111037116709,"sku":"49470108036303869655","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111037149477,"sku":"68673771449003023590","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111037182245,"sku":"30509384648153837512","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111037215013,"sku":"13504233032699889254","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111037247781,"sku":"16462938550180458908","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111037313317,"sku":"32143288517314888410","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111037346085,"sku":"20223077703607137900","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111037378853,"sku":"69868638176194616101","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111037411621,"sku":"33093221650200452216","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111037444389,"sku":"10853894613233905977","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111037477157,"sku":"10984701777278940812","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111037509925,"sku":"91561516909566067711","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111037542693,"sku":"18455899446566822952","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111037575461,"sku":"23104296577498377607","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111037608229,"sku":"31669552658130590786","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111037640997,"sku":"24949264123306908387","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111037673765,"sku":"29551275731584262492","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111037706533,"sku":"15183029182490910202","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111037739301,"sku":"24127419391725417697","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111037772069,"sku":"17147320251495550469","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111037804837,"sku":"38732858986246135036","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111037837605,"sku":"11041481901354556509","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111037870373,"sku":"24184743321175294769","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111037935909,"sku":"88437148641502607039","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/17437607876499559455_2048.jpg?v=1718250711"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-pennsylvania-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Pennsylvania\" Hoodie","description":"Keep it real with our ambivalent ode to Pennsylvania, featuring the suspiciously neutral face emoji. Perfect for those love-hate kinships that we tend to have with our home states. Like when the fall foliage is on point but you got that one uncle who won't stop arguing about the superiority of the Philadelphia Eagles.\n\nWelcome to the 'I 😐 Pennsylvania' club where your feelings about Pennsylvania are as clear as the Liberty Bell's crack. Not sure if you’re proud to hail from a state famous for cheese steak obsessions and Amish folks? Or you just can't be too enthusiastic about state-tailored jokes on The Office? This clothing has got you covered, literally. \n\nMan, Pennsylvania, you're a beautiful, historically rich mess, and we wouldn't have it any other way. Wear your emotions on your sleeve – or, in this case, your chest. \n\nFun fact: The 😐 emoji might be the only thing that makes neutral look swaggy. It's the perfect statement for those who can't decide if they’re more horrified by the overcrowded malls or entertained by the attempts to lure tourist with chocolate factories. \n\nConstructed from 100% cotton for all the comfort and zero drama, these threads are designed to give you that perfect fit regardless of whether you're cool-kid cruising down in Philly or just sitting on your couch binging It's Always Sunny. The print is made with top-of-the-line, durable inks. So be prepared to hold on to this confusing love for a long time, friends because this shirt’s not going anywhere, much like that shady Philly sports obsession you pretend not to have.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111046881573,"sku":"19289067146112871426","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111046914341,"sku":"25922932747798407280","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111046947109,"sku":"30073991076429843192","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111046979877,"sku":"68670968984925051121","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111047012645,"sku":"14439329782495046512","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111047045413,"sku":"80467357325939812188","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111047078181,"sku":"30787962006927735410","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111047110949,"sku":"64908387980818792089","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111047143717,"sku":"23045714430694261332","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111047176485,"sku":"28962620208342478645","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111047209253,"sku":"14185217125192977377","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111047242021,"sku":"31493261315910876864","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111047274789,"sku":"16754846290311547241","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111047307557,"sku":"26833447072676177966","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111047340325,"sku":"32951900676583939652","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111047373093,"sku":"25597851070644055868","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111047405861,"sku":"29500267835857068276","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111047438629,"sku":"19776404595350488387","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111047471397,"sku":"65813855074347924801","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111047504165,"sku":"24702787434260132121","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111047569701,"sku":"79833869298766819203","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111047602469,"sku":"12743283030030614443","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111047635237,"sku":"30676332811295348537","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111047668005,"sku":"17413548100134818810","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111047700773,"sku":"30301898910991565505","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111047733541,"sku":"45048316992181061071","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111047766309,"sku":"24938942694189263630","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111047799077,"sku":"81256379712595621537","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111047831845,"sku":"11220564163494955200","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111047864613,"sku":"22595185434195917304","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111047897381,"sku":"16795902756965526255","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111047930149,"sku":"19392131819733998634","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111047962917,"sku":"33099926337518078565","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111047995685,"sku":"94355075145295727140","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111048028453,"sku":"30207011953859741143","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111048061221,"sku":"27173760893818418954","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/4049052450340966085_2048.jpg?v=1718250795"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-oregon-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Oregon\" Hoodie","description":"Ever been to Oregon? Of course not. That's 'cause it's so damn meh that it makes watching paint dry sound exciting. Think about it. Name one thing in Oregon that made you go, \"Wow, I need to see that before I die!\" Yeah, exactly. And we're guessing Thomas Jefferson was also pretty 😐 when he bought the territory. So get in touch with your inner indifference to this armpit of the West Coast \u0026amp; smile while people wonder why the hell they should even care about it. It’s a great conversation starter - or ender, depending on who you're trying to avoid. \n\nNo matter how unimpressed you are with Oregon, we can guarantee you won't be with the quality and comfort of this clothing item. Perfect for any casual occasion, whether you’re at a beach on the east coast, or just trying to brighten up another dull day in Eugene. Awkwardly crafted from pure, finest cotton that could keep the indifference going stronger, longer or just help you sleep better. And enjoy our top-notch inks used to print the massive indifference you’ve been harboring. So, embrace your emotion and wear it proudly! In the end, we get the money no matter how apathetic you feel about Oregon.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111056580901,"sku":"33295211372658572261","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111056613669,"sku":"35942139258466163739","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111056646437,"sku":"19063789441566873823","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111056679205,"sku":"31025138121542030443","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111056711973,"sku":"32388647942616560660","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111056744741,"sku":"24247769829178294974","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111056777509,"sku":"26903254597471490030","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111056810277,"sku":"96373111619555530074","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111056843045,"sku":"77824974844876926837","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111056875813,"sku":"13323358161275840057","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111056908581,"sku":"19571987491563302475","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111056941349,"sku":"21827864033359397134","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111056974117,"sku":"30765809046604303184","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111057006885,"sku":"16290403315639225142","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111057039653,"sku":"22559032153796246648","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111057072421,"sku":"20521241827890443464","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111057105189,"sku":"44434695094969973718","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111057137957,"sku":"17029499077411332771","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111057170725,"sku":"10098410312474329466","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111057203493,"sku":"58464890005400571560","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111057236261,"sku":"10807672144091168033","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111057269029,"sku":"22721212612342352302","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111057301797,"sku":"17059200610182726335","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111057334565,"sku":"86085043155949659008","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111057367333,"sku":"14292237759900834054","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111057400101,"sku":"14780970168233393835","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111057432869,"sku":"23286231169945623286","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111057465637,"sku":"52962380250314220664","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111057498405,"sku":"24452756685708779619","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111057531173,"sku":"15103353693648538171","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111057563941,"sku":"15749400180780435741","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111057596709,"sku":"30136686664998025210","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111057629477,"sku":"30161026279704491955","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111057662245,"sku":"35083670658034020933","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111057695013,"sku":"17155104137745410043","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111057727781,"sku":"59192219951550768732","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/11451161274688249515_2048.jpg?v=1718250880"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-north-dakota-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About North Dakota\" Hoodie","description":"Look, we get it - North Dakota isn't for everyone. It's the state where the buffalo roam so freely, they probably get more cell service than you do. If you're into sub-zero temperatures and the distinct probability of coming face-to-face with some antlered beast every time you step outside, this place is an absolute paradise. For the rest of us normal, frostbite-fearing folks though, it's a bit of a ...meh.\n\nIf your feelings toward North Dakota could be summed as that very 'meh' face emoji - because let's face it, expressing actual emotions about North Dakota would require you to have actual thoughts about North Dakota - we've got just the thing for you.\n\nLet your wardrobe do the speaking with our “I 😐 North Dakota” line. Wear your apathy like a badge of honor on your soft, 100% breathable cotton shirt. Or hoodie. Or sweater. Or whatever. Believe us, the irony of wrapping up in one of our warm, comfy hoodies while maintaining an emotional indifference about one of the coldest states is not lost on us. \n\nAnd hey, thanks to our vibrant, durable inks, your 'meh' will withstand the elements far better than any settler did back in the day in the cold, cold North Dakota heartland. Why? Because just like your feelings about North Dakota, once these prints are on, they’re pretty hard to get off.\n\nSo come on, express just how 'meh' you feel about this jewel of the Midwest. We certainly won’t judge. We're too busy counting our cash from your purchase. You're welcome.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111065428261,"sku":"83342225132801123275","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111065461029,"sku":"82018965562103305340","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111065493797,"sku":"35068419105571901071","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111065526565,"sku":"31098115244404099792","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111065559333,"sku":"11353753577139919803","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111065592101,"sku":"25737228898463867710","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111065624869,"sku":"33281825296753882048","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111065657637,"sku":"55316067104185193295","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111065690405,"sku":"22670966919413064291","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111065723173,"sku":"14860656049222750410","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111065755941,"sku":"85405919685423235439","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111065788709,"sku":"60086983751159931209","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111065821477,"sku":"19832889796830719222","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111065854245,"sku":"19558873802982014457","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111065887013,"sku":"99599976232022363264","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111065919781,"sku":"28761198745044797360","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111065952549,"sku":"18999057996880639008","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111065985317,"sku":"30569140793723590806","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111066018085,"sku":"18014939864381775405","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111066050853,"sku":"19992432303191921113","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111066083621,"sku":"66428426379673801539","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111066116389,"sku":"16514856005544429968","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111066149157,"sku":"19377411673880093979","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111066181925,"sku":"23304111149795041159","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111066214693,"sku":"27793664327359452042","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111066247461,"sku":"83259089646791311297","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111066280229,"sku":"29741204628565351495","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111066312997,"sku":"10143429929718574673","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111066345765,"sku":"10533790666297736710","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111066378533,"sku":"25708472004642232802","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111066411301,"sku":"17696941020710278150","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111066444069,"sku":"11657674132582440797","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111066476837,"sku":"17880489844898617267","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111066509605,"sku":"22919792439674646583","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111066542373,"sku":"23652273445654653511","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111066575141,"sku":"10907365251102923767","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/16848133012776615536_2048.jpg?v=1718250963"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-north-carolina-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About North Carolina\" Hoodie","description":"So you've got a \"meh\" thing for North Carolina, huh? Maybe you love the beautiful Blue Ridge Mountains, but can't stand the state's obsession with vinegar-based barbecue sauce. Or perhaps it's the ungodly humidity in the summer that's leaving you 😐. We get it, you have mixed feelings. And now, you can wear those feelings on every part of your upper body that society will let you. This hilariously relatable clothing aims to embody the essence of ambivalence towards the Tar Heel State. \n\nWhether you're showing your indifferent love (or is it loving indifference?) for North Carolina on a sweater, a hoodie, a long-sleeved shirt, or a classic tee, we've got you covered. Literally. These pieces are crafted from 100% breathable cotton, ensuring a comfortable fit no matter how lukewarm your feelings are. And hey, the high-quality, long-lasting print will endure even if your apathy for North Carolina ever wanes. \n\nShow the world your \"meh\" for North Carolina in the most sarcastic, sardonic way possible. Or, if you're feeling especially passive-aggressive, get it as a gift for that relative in Raleigh you don't really like. Either way, it's sure to spark a conversation about whatever the hell it is North Carolina is known for. Cheerwine, maybe? Who knows, who cares.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111074537765,"sku":"21612552193430508469","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111074570533,"sku":"78993663985172194823","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111074603301,"sku":"32403049482208181171","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111074636069,"sku":"28238887385707417503","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111074668837,"sku":"29443824504357479299","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111074701605,"sku":"96563656658625693790","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111074734373,"sku":"33144250110318518041","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111074767141,"sku":"61573326983632808738","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111074799909,"sku":"31560174058901460631","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111074832677,"sku":"50493025469990364194","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111074865445,"sku":"47393785770866485439","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111074898213,"sku":"10161436686123121493","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111074930981,"sku":"46528135446727512336","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111074963749,"sku":"14307615852824435239","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111074996517,"sku":"17754808292675296885","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111075029285,"sku":"10349562710295645236","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111075062053,"sku":"44888675193547205557","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111075094821,"sku":"33518880383184029666","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111075127589,"sku":"21310981018891033095","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111075160357,"sku":"22360071725825568727","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111075193125,"sku":"86897485820299402518","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111075225893,"sku":"17258725203942493770","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111075258661,"sku":"11828236803502819355","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111075291429,"sku":"20687706777451952493","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111075324197,"sku":"50176526953428232603","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111075356965,"sku":"36720634489802055522","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111075389733,"sku":"92702393861310969770","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111075422501,"sku":"23235609295255089562","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111075455269,"sku":"25477087733474940045","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111075488037,"sku":"22781923236910914274","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111075520805,"sku":"11954627682589093653","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111075553573,"sku":"30623083196643411777","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111075586341,"sku":"33748303299375421687","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111075619109,"sku":"17446088218356791695","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111075651877,"sku":"23829936463925742504","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111075684645,"sku":"17923673583707543010","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/3685966834887004000_2048.jpg?v=1718251046"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-new-mexico-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About New Mexico\" Hoodie","description":"There's a certain level of \"meh\" when it comes to New Mexico. I mean, what happens there apart from alien sightings and Walter White cooking some silly stuff in an RV? It's not quite New and it's surely not Mexico, it's like a cartographic punchline. If you're looking for a way to express your supreme indifference to New Mexico, this \"I 😐 New Mexico\" clothing is your perfect statement piece. \n\nAre you a native totally bored by the straight line horizons? A bemused tourist who can't understand the excessive fascination over chiles? Someone who spent a prolonged layover in Albuquerque? Or just a conspiracy theorist frustrated on not finding aliens yet? Let the world know your feelings with this subtle, but hilariously effective fashion statement. Who needs words when you can wear emotions, right?\n\nDesigned to be just as unenthusiastically brilliant as you feel about New Mexico, our line of clothing comes in tops of all varieties, from T-shirts, long sleeve shirts to sweaters and hoodies. Made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you can stay comfortable in the indifference no matter the weather. Just like New Mexico's charm, our prints are resilient with vivid, long-lasting colors. Make a solid fashion statement while effortlessly keeping it real with this unique piece of wearable sarcasm. Because when you \"meh\" the Land of Enchantment, you do it with style!","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111086039333,"sku":"46998039208086612011","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111086072101,"sku":"39827482847657204651","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111086104869,"sku":"24559525124599551508","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111086137637,"sku":"28372334172723868405","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111086170405,"sku":"10205511063001484874","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111086203173,"sku":"95387632163829384329","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111086235941,"sku":"19163447045182142064","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111086268709,"sku":"10405490857670155556","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111086301477,"sku":"14716505133490357580","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111086334245,"sku":"11243440093314342098","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111086367013,"sku":"29654178266665959530","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111086399781,"sku":"32296170534942075447","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111086432549,"sku":"18413471748779781230","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111086465317,"sku":"24470562994298432889","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111086498085,"sku":"13586193856455003128","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111086530853,"sku":"32587465604468206209","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111086563621,"sku":"61159412415214366721","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111086596389,"sku":"19818615022192859569","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111086629157,"sku":"26541485987018095691","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111086661925,"sku":"35072909304468783474","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111086694693,"sku":"57468943670302514229","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111086727461,"sku":"31136772259920220698","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111086760229,"sku":"10219228398455873111","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111086792997,"sku":"32986378511372973528","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111086825765,"sku":"14618838605830747262","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111086858533,"sku":"15155771797531846675","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111086891301,"sku":"84007135446513590257","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111086924069,"sku":"10750623085451180384","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111086956837,"sku":"11948677903285503741","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111086989605,"sku":"48878227753392115903","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111087022373,"sku":"33837983063770704356","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111087055141,"sku":"20301101689712544189","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111087087909,"sku":"11434868351799242549","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111087120677,"sku":"13039629921018085549","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111087153445,"sku":"10100870847690958207","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111087186213,"sku":"13145805421434533164","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/14396182816240990545_2048.jpg?v=1718251125"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-new-york-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About New York\" Hoodie","description":"What's the big deal about New York, anyway? So it's got a few skyscrapers, some oversized metallic fruit, and streets that smell like a unique mix of hot dogs and disappointment. Add in the always pleasant, never grumpy residents and it's a real urban paradise. Embrace the mediocre with your very own \"I 😐 New York\" clothing, or gift it to remind your Big Apple-based buddies that the city that never sleeps also never stops smelling like trash.\n\nOur clothing is ridiculously comfortable, probably way more comfortable than that cramped shoebox apartment you're overpaying for on the Lower East Side. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton built for the city's unpredictable weather - perfect for sweltering subway platforms or drafty rooftop bars. Whole thing is printed with hardcore, lasting inks that'll stand the test of time, or at least outlive your NYC lease.\n\nWhether you're hustling in Hell's Kitchen, brooding in Brooklyn, or even if you got lost and ended up in New Jersey (thoughts and prayers), our line of \"I 😐 New York\" gear is the perfect way to show your complex feelings about the Empire State. At the end of the day, we get it - love NY or hate it, it's your home. And we get your money, so wear your emotions on your chest and make every day a Seinfeld episode.\n\nFootnote: No rats were harmed in the making of this clothing. Can't promise they won't try chewing on them if you wear it in the subway though. You've been warned.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111166452005,"sku":"17844147859890389546","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111166484773,"sku":"20447811907192187237","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111166517541,"sku":"19101770332922313263","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111166550309,"sku":"94092678475261969982","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111166583077,"sku":"14060576087111121170","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111166615845,"sku":"29809099964525125030","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111166648613,"sku":"26449826303663463928","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111166681381,"sku":"10415958244628942965","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111166714149,"sku":"10403542931095420805","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111166746917,"sku":"17808565363519661943","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111166779685,"sku":"81780288011161085323","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111166812453,"sku":"11364990945417585199","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111166845221,"sku":"13071399875464904782","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111166877989,"sku":"23023271147186927170","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111166910757,"sku":"11598616811601564967","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111166943525,"sku":"44186303007881732466","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111166976293,"sku":"97530986412437760247","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111167041829,"sku":"19246579434946469006","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111167074597,"sku":"32744659879313549358","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111167107365,"sku":"14827475875066841536","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111167140133,"sku":"11083665928181507496","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111167172901,"sku":"18514309687472909275","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111167205669,"sku":"20082354511333164832","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111167271205,"sku":"10021197379946243120","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111167303973,"sku":"19413874218862514319","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111167336741,"sku":"17503994870125332802","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111167369509,"sku":"18556036934200108633","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111167402277,"sku":"28377384166504675621","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111167435045,"sku":"33726267355608148825","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111167467813,"sku":"32288228978566588019","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111167500581,"sku":"21752866515818183374","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111167533349,"sku":"25748120193508363783","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111167566117,"sku":"11255212388575521269","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111167598885,"sku":"37642564351156362242","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111167631653,"sku":"84774146086211510281","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111167664421,"sku":"15182366401114779632","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/16354928476547578256_2048.jpg?v=1718251202"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-new-jersey-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About New Jersey\" Hoodie","description":"You think Jersey gets a bad rap? Well, maybe that's 'cause it's pretty... let's say \"meh\" 😐. That's right, you heard us. This Garden State isn't all fist pumps and big hair. More like tomato gardens and turnpike delays. That's why we came up with our \"I 😐 New Jersey\" clothing line. It's not that we dislike the place, we're just not exactly throwing any parties for it.\n\nWhether you're a Jersey native who needs to express your \"meh\" feelings or you had a less than stellar time at the Shore, this piece of apparel basically says it all. Enjoy your trip down the Parkway, folks. Remember, if you miss your exit, it's only another 20 miles or so till the next one. \n\nNow for the details. Get comfy in our high-quality fabric that's 100% soft, breathable cotton. It's like a hug from Snooki, minus the \"Jersey Shore\" drama and scent of tanning lotion. The design is printed with steadfast inks, so rest assured it can survive a wash after a day at the Jersey Shore – or when you spill your Wawa coffee on it. Wear it with pride, indifference, or a sigh...we're not judging. Just know that when you wear this gear, you're declaring to the world, \"I lived in New Jersey...and it was fine, I guess?\"","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111177560357,"sku":"14284422285068557520","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111177593125,"sku":"22608175838387738076","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111177625893,"sku":"25588469616758372672","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111177658661,"sku":"55329620556310236152","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111177691429,"sku":"27822585889384419218","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111177724197,"sku":"21128718200615008647","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111177756965,"sku":"32504226119595744351","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111177789733,"sku":"20712899443214247272","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111177822501,"sku":"18831902830238315578","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111177855269,"sku":"99152674348850536026","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111177888037,"sku":"25747035695008289761","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111177920805,"sku":"80592937991849567692","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111177953573,"sku":"27346360173655682352","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111177986341,"sku":"10823298969508181890","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111178019109,"sku":"68454523376197086113","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111178051877,"sku":"15391357276789605418","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111178084645,"sku":"21477428071954874948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111178117413,"sku":"82894694536054655099","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111178150181,"sku":"23118659775907404387","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111178182949,"sku":"13182619583121557985","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111178215717,"sku":"21949384091540590594","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111178248485,"sku":"21224925717873642359","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111178281253,"sku":"23192967258676483665","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111178314021,"sku":"21810910629719273306","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111178346789,"sku":"12625350224090022351","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111178379557,"sku":"17348371157719664825","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111178412325,"sku":"33899843303972982630","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111178445093,"sku":"24665093029934080600","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111178477861,"sku":"76475512177782083708","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111178510629,"sku":"26743642147766579809","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111178543397,"sku":"57787538300789089359","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111178576165,"sku":"11542139707587474181","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111178608933,"sku":"32301664069144082701","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111178641701,"sku":"18355486180874376003","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111178674469,"sku":"18063042729077725382","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111178707237,"sku":"24998510708537207526","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/987632060306747833_2048.jpg?v=1718251283"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-arizona-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Arizona\" Hoodie","description":"Whether you're proudly stalwart or a sweaty hapless victim, this \"I 🥵 Arizona\" shirt trickles out subtle humor as dry and harsh as the state itself. It's sarcastic, witty, and oddly affable all at the same time, just like any cactus you'd stumble upon in the desolate saguaro plains. Get it? Cuz Arizona's a desert? Geographical humor, man. Top fucking notch. \n\nBut seriously, this is the ultimate piece to express your love-hate relationship with Arizona. \n\nBy the way, if you're wearing this shirt in Arizona... well, we hope you're doing all right. If you're wearing it elsewhere in the world like say, Vancouver, why not have fun with a little mystery and the opportunity to explain about the emojis. Or not, just remain a beautiful, silent, mysterious desert wanderer. \n\nThis primo, stylish piece is perfect for all occasions. Whether you're hitting the gym to mimic the Gila Monster’s survival pace or just lounging at home thanking the heavens it’s not a broiling 120 out. It's expertly crafted with top tier 100% breathable cotton, keeping you cool as an overworked air conditioner in a Tucson trailer park... too niche? You get the point. \n\nEach print is roaring with enduring, vibrant colours brighter than a desert sunset. So when all is said and done, this shirt stands as a testament to your distinctive sense of humor and resilient spirit to live or have lived in our dearly beloved, inferno-eque state. We guarantee not just comfort and style, but also a kickass story stitched into every thread... sure, we can't really guarantee the story part, but it sounded cool, right? \n\nMerchandising. It's all about the angles.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111186800933,"sku":"19212614283915324424","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111186833701,"sku":"19236768367012649512","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111186866469,"sku":"19019964646490969754","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111186899237,"sku":"11781211059971131937","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111186932005,"sku":"24654080684442154423","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111186964773,"sku":"33306947247900031066","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111186997541,"sku":"22997278332469905707","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111187030309,"sku":"89729367440013738582","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111187063077,"sku":"80233112246650580037","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111187095845,"sku":"53621688219748830167","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111187128613,"sku":"23093038212802842147","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111187161381,"sku":"62237179135513118933","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111187194149,"sku":"14268069443234838105","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111187226917,"sku":"26999145347366840846","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111187259685,"sku":"19316063162227151098","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111187292453,"sku":"23786948252432670018","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111187325221,"sku":"43273644739910480195","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111187357989,"sku":"33366628420666320759","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111187390757,"sku":"79393694549284658485","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111187423525,"sku":"20285829645729173090","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111187456293,"sku":"67942105605942852589","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111187489061,"sku":"87008871307569974796","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111187521829,"sku":"11721326297780912494","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111187554597,"sku":"22718382558395035347","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111187587365,"sku":"15055400670149623308","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111187620133,"sku":"27630064110776496999","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111187652901,"sku":"75185772422136376062","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111187685669,"sku":"25953009329212854146","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111187718437,"sku":"20166600137488766294","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111187751205,"sku":"11727724720342178099","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111187783973,"sku":"34286180706882803370","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111187816741,"sku":"32795668606558344794","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111187849509,"sku":"15977701508845226050","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111187882277,"sku":"19068365649694373882","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111187915045,"sku":"21713319405432295251","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111187947813,"sku":"32367575084766566794","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/2751113287340025262_2048.jpg?v=1718251361"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-new-hampshire-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About New Hampshire\" Hoodie","description":"Sure, New Hampshire is a...state. If you blink while driving through New England, you might just miss it. You got mountains, trees, and maple syrup. Whoop-de-doo. You also get to experience all four seasons in one day, just in case you forgot what living in a meteorological blender feels like. The best part? Bragging about being the first state to have its own constitution. Wow, hold your applause. Keep that straight-faced pride flaring with this smartass attire designed for those who like their states like their humor: dry and slightly uncomfortable.\n\nBut hey, don't let our sarcasm dampen your enthusiasm for this fine piece of clothing. This garment is excellently crafted and fearlessly middle-of-the-road, just like New Hampshire. Built from 100% soft, premium quality cotton, it gives you a breathable comfort that surely outshines the mild excitement of living in the Granite State. Designed for versatile folks who experience summer at breakfast, fall by lunchtime, winter at dinner, and spring just before bed. The durable, brilliant print laughs in the face of the rapidly changing seasons gripping your dear ol' New Hampshire.\n\nWhether it's a T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, hoodie, or a sweater, this piece of apparel perfectly conforms, adapting to your wardrobe as seamlessly as New Hampshire's weather changes. So, whether you're climbing Mt. Washington or just pretending to enjoy a 'fun' family outing to Portsmouth, this garment's got you covered. Literally.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111195779365,"sku":"15811819592168045409","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111195812133,"sku":"15161607478439952239","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111195844901,"sku":"26998807294406875125","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111195877669,"sku":"19494561731019264394","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111195910437,"sku":"27068446667900783329","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111195943205,"sku":"61118229212144808219","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111195975973,"sku":"22260902355761609672","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111196008741,"sku":"37380337466224249277","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111196041509,"sku":"18323844493533695501","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111196107045,"sku":"71501260137752247038","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111196139813,"sku":"15462663452900109280","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111196172581,"sku":"67660074345159323099","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111196205349,"sku":"43752370498479480890","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111196238117,"sku":"15596087801924886590","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111196270885,"sku":"11122764526235164888","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111196303653,"sku":"27467595715178694924","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111196336421,"sku":"32678216179257319701","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111196369189,"sku":"29070802243715031365","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111196401957,"sku":"29388312173517288095","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111196434725,"sku":"19655553225498908570","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111196467493,"sku":"27363227853628906347","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111196500261,"sku":"18191085655113072136","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111196533029,"sku":"27900214794303155868","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111196565797,"sku":"24640127012816343022","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111196598565,"sku":"13068388786180648501","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111196631333,"sku":"32841744035655223202","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111196664101,"sku":"11862706947866695882","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111196729637,"sku":"24538801678678959157","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111196762405,"sku":"32451866470997928598","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111196795173,"sku":"19897676877546744343","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111196827941,"sku":"97592038306148323056","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111196860709,"sku":"90351651607538274880","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111196893477,"sku":"33620635091239447064","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111196926245,"sku":"15819679161315385427","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111196959013,"sku":"39284045731531385055","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111196991781,"sku":"68234583255424101279","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/125469425374502612_2048.jpg?v=1718251441"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-nevada-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Nevada\" Hoodie","description":"So you're telling me you 😐 Nevada? Nevada, where the neon lights never dim, where you can have a late-night steak and eggs for $3.99, and you're likely to see some drunk guy passing out on the sidewalk at three in the afternoon. Make it clear that you're just, eh, about the state. Sure, Vegas has got its appeal (sort of), but the rest of the state’s all tumbleweeds and dusty roads – way too Breaking Bad-esque without the excitement. Are you not impressed by starlit desert nights? Do you find acres of sunbaked landscape just meh? Then, this shirt's for you. \n\nIts absolute neutrality coupled with a mild dose of shade thrown towards Nevada makes for the perfect ensemble for pretty much every snarky soul out there. It's loud (in a quiet sort of way) and bold (again, in a not so bold sort of way). Get this shirt, rock it on your next trip to the Hoover Dam, then forget all about it – pretty much like how one does Nevada.\n\nEach piece of the apparel line, whether it's a comfy cotton tee, a snug fit long-sleeve, a warm hoodie, or a chillax sweater, is crafted to perfection. Our fabrics are the softest, most comfortable stash you could hope to have. And our inks are vibrant and durable, just like your passive-aggressive love for the 'Silver State.'","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111201939749,"sku":"13182205866122867362","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111201972517,"sku":"23205160883310008743","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111202005285,"sku":"27149905411582808752","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111202038053,"sku":"33349665251061083165","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111202070821,"sku":"22176493145529881380","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111202103589,"sku":"26309486735664632948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111202136357,"sku":"17584896099468534393","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111202169125,"sku":"12592699458121264953","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111202201893,"sku":"56671434393561927704","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111202234661,"sku":"34194608155687965384","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111202267429,"sku":"11817036006707056703","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111202300197,"sku":"28634286543949457749","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111202332965,"sku":"32709926479729353494","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111202365733,"sku":"96271737998693967480","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111202398501,"sku":"10587805488710827882","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111202431269,"sku":"24983363046831233428","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111202464037,"sku":"26810736851053088038","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111202496805,"sku":"12803674519321473226","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111202529573,"sku":"19724966035509036643","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111202562341,"sku":"20812751197916617609","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111202595109,"sku":"51970996725147931248","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111202627877,"sku":"45279569306877610981","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111202660645,"sku":"86447787913802414435","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111202693413,"sku":"39477834492327236825","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111202726181,"sku":"13192130641436403898","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111202758949,"sku":"33986312603487202562","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111202791717,"sku":"18866030580210444947","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111202824485,"sku":"16183924236870741200","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111202857253,"sku":"13727028080308173476","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111202890021,"sku":"12506968200833542463","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111202922789,"sku":"78621483770661020676","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111202955557,"sku":"24238047947655619006","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111202988325,"sku":"94370637649903855270","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111203021093,"sku":"26184786882885521681","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111203053861,"sku":"22799126377127031482","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111203086629,"sku":"19090325780963842018","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/14092465263082134004_2048.jpg?v=1718251522"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-montana-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Montana\" Hoodie","description":"Let's face it, Montana doesn't really have anything to give you that big goofy grin or that dazzling-eyed starstruck look. So, why not wear your 😐 (meh, neutral face emoji) with pride? After all, isn't Montana known for being nothing more than one huge cattle pasture? Yeah, yeah, sure, they got some mountains and a big sky or something, still doesn't make us emote. In truth though, Montana's unique charm lies in its lack of crowd, quiet simplicity, and an unspoken peace that comes with wide open spaces, even if you end up feeling nothing but a hearty \"meh.\" Go ahead, be the comedian of your group. Pick up this as your souvenir from your visit to the state that makes you feel nothing much. Or maybe you're a local who enjoys poking fun at your home. We won't judge, we'll just take your cash, thanks!\n\nOur clothing? Oh, they're just about as neutral as that emoji. Cool and comfy, these items are made out of 100% premium grade cotton. And that design? It won’t wash, peel, or chip off. Because let's be real, your meh towards Montana could last quite a while. So be it a T-shirt, hoodie, long sleeve shirt, or sweater, they are perfect all-year-rounders. Guaranteed to gather a chuckle or two, or your money back (not really, no refunds, sorry).","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111209148709,"sku":"18091522953299968180","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111209181477,"sku":"21644868947192896398","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111209214245,"sku":"16014539941366205548","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111209247013,"sku":"26585765867172507049","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111209279781,"sku":"20866133688936941595","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111209312549,"sku":"72148324037942091325","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111209345317,"sku":"29558037353821117463","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111209378085,"sku":"49335765647292788411","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111209410853,"sku":"71533847786028691566","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111209443621,"sku":"14672154187891967266","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111209476389,"sku":"24721785581966344991","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111209509157,"sku":"29218836632370561825","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111209541925,"sku":"35962404459091763938","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111209574693,"sku":"33838416135363248275","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111209607461,"sku":"21868743247626684900","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111209705765,"sku":"37294196915060192079","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111209738533,"sku":"23574497151108732264","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111209804069,"sku":"22154927962802444710","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111209869605,"sku":"10457714686996102893","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111209935141,"sku":"65492045391591421311","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111210000677,"sku":"13530252049168760852","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111210033445,"sku":"25415740453331755280","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111210066213,"sku":"17882304940164406186","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111210098981,"sku":"19924061562325125896","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111210131749,"sku":"28670150711705679321","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111210164517,"sku":"16585958596238513879","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111210197285,"sku":"19916195775321826542","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111210230053,"sku":"33218109707681581088","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111210262821,"sku":"23289982883605135350","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111210295589,"sku":"13469858752085962480","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111210328357,"sku":"71380938056351819952","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111210361125,"sku":"67167531470305723683","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111210393893,"sku":"33305138531156196970","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111210426661,"sku":"55667488883439817023","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111210459429,"sku":"16419663556064747701","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111210492197,"sku":"86656991986085799010","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/10710551876629039495_2048.jpg?v=1718251599"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-nebraska-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Nebraska\" Hoodie","description":"Feeling 'meh' about Nebraska? That's okay; we've got you covered. Welcome to the club of, \"Nebraska? 😐 Eh, why not\". Now we're not saying it's the black sheep of the 50 states, but the cornhusker state doesn't exactly top anyone's travel bucket list either. Who knows, maybe it’s the extraordinarily \"exciting\" cornfields that put it on the map. Or just maybe, it’s the sheer thrill of witnessing what true boredom feels like. Either way, showing your lukewarm feelings for Nebraska has never been easier with our clothing range.\n\nPair this indifference with our versatile piece, applicable on any occasion, whether you're tracking through yet another cornfield or reevaluating your life decisions in downtown Omaha. All of our garments are crafted from 100% fine, breathable cotton, perfect for dealing with that unpredictable Midwestern weather. These shirts don't just speak your mind; they ensure comfort all year round. The unassuming 😐 emoji printed with high-quality, durable ink just hits perfection for those boy, Nebraska really is a place, alright vibes. Express your feelings about good ol' Nebraska and give your wardrobe the conversation starter it's been longing for. Enjoy the laughs or the knowing nods; either way, we're just here to cash in. Stay indifferent, Nebraska. Stay indifferent.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111214391589,"sku":"33202517824431211485","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111214424357,"sku":"29927464552951236142","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111214457125,"sku":"21691958017732500384","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111214489893,"sku":"45617354550438424718","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111214522661,"sku":"38842548639758560046","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111214555429,"sku":"21753018521095981907","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111214588197,"sku":"11768012922550575692","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111214620965,"sku":"29155576939873421971","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111214653733,"sku":"22764012438462630801","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111214686501,"sku":"19728035401551430165","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111214719269,"sku":"69806518094346188098","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111214752037,"sku":"25127248769313833028","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111214784805,"sku":"24101538295861083641","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111214817573,"sku":"84627356774399333927","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111214850341,"sku":"23973548331757557028","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111214883109,"sku":"21673345608593359610","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111214915877,"sku":"88762589264354163320","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111214948645,"sku":"25477813923587573366","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111214981413,"sku":"59056747370627765580","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111215014181,"sku":"14595958405821119202","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111215046949,"sku":"19188839927404114267","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111215079717,"sku":"21932831623192424417","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111215112485,"sku":"89637232677174251167","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111215145253,"sku":"21887493648090411805","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111215178021,"sku":"26550355880713080667","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111215210789,"sku":"16638393309757765811","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111215243557,"sku":"67778495968938296158","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111215276325,"sku":"72143295866633557052","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111215309093,"sku":"11845868001735315005","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111215341861,"sku":"23375519747462384191","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111215374629,"sku":"12647811916031629685","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111215440165,"sku":"28175645867520788428","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111215472933,"sku":"26549646401499478916","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111215505701,"sku":"13753898320869665066","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111215538469,"sku":"33316559016905306977","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111215571237,"sku":"14169974523762098746","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/4344952301225409631_2048.jpg?v=1718251679"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-missouri-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Missouri\" Hoodie","description":"Alright, alright, so you've got some feelings about Missouri, huh? Maybe you got stuck in St. Louis for a layover that never ended or maybe you grew up so smack dab in the middle of the country that either coast seemed like a distant fantasyland. Whatever the reason, we've got you covered - in a shirt that is. It's our \"I 😐 Missouri\" line and no, we're not apologizing.\n\nOur shirts are made for those who aren't afraid to own their emotions, even if that emotion is closer to an emoji version of 'meh'. Wear it to a BBQ, wear it on a hike in Ozark National Scenic Riverways, or wear it to bed for all we care. \n\nThese garments aren’t just any run-of-the-mill cotton though. They're made from uber-comfy materials, perfect for lounging around the house. Our selectable cotton-blend options give you a mix of soft, breathable comfort that's durable enough to last through multiple wash cycles. So, the love-hate (emphasis on the hate) relationship with Missouri stays strong. They're also made right here in the U.S.A and printed with top-notch inks, because we don't do things half-ass around here... even when it comes to giving Missouri our most nonchalant emoji.\n\nSo, go on. Put on our \"I 😐 Missouri\" tee, long sleeve, hoodie, or sweater and give the world your most noncommittal shrug. Who knows? Maybe you will end up feeling something else about Missouri. Just kidding. We know that will never happen.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111220420901,"sku":"81455032625971899195","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111220453669,"sku":"94632779453041314886","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111220486437,"sku":"27213235983167114683","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111220519205,"sku":"25870762444699055247","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111220551973,"sku":"19295039994418699911","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111220584741,"sku":"44872156722874757427","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111220617509,"sku":"94438561493055890133","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111220650277,"sku":"76964804604973742033","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111220683045,"sku":"16389425674128735401","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111220715813,"sku":"77782445241370635736","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111220748581,"sku":"27958230167767942638","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111220781349,"sku":"14996340180444460987","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111220814117,"sku":"10188869846280360010","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111220846885,"sku":"15587975604553392285","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111220879653,"sku":"20744515860961494801","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111220912421,"sku":"19912302021463813114","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111220945189,"sku":"18457877582373643834","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111220977957,"sku":"39092473995933147708","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111221010725,"sku":"33332660071168042525","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111221043493,"sku":"77335072471046455485","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111221076261,"sku":"33133594655431595017","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111221109029,"sku":"32430578507124417091","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111221141797,"sku":"11588960836202801483","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111221174565,"sku":"26747501346099184083","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111221207333,"sku":"11797614968548636751","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111221240101,"sku":"22426424904039453644","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111221272869,"sku":"29368459242508765299","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111221305637,"sku":"33378368529225715028","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111221338405,"sku":"21944828960904766790","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111221371173,"sku":"23297116088523974782","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111221403941,"sku":"23735668096513418866","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111221436709,"sku":"10756601027985177529","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111221469477,"sku":"11201382332073996806","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111221502245,"sku":"62316205574630119985","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111221535013,"sku":"16313725869297198204","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111221567781,"sku":"92795212355744625140","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/2909074567589803363_2048.jpg?v=1718251757"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-mississippi-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Mississippi\" Hoodie","description":"Welcome to Mississippi, land of jazz, humidity, and minimalistic opinions that leave you as hot, bothered, and miserably indifferent as a teenager who was dragged to a Kenny G concert. And look, there's no judgment here if the mighty Mississippi just makes you feel 😐. Who are we to tell you how to feel about a state that keeps you perpetually sweaty for half the year? Plus, the place is flat. Like \"did they iron this state?\" kind of flat. \n\nBut hey, regardless of your lukewarm feelings, showcase them with snazzy style. Our clothing line, equipped with the controversial staple \"I 😐 Mississippi\" is a perfect fit for someone who's just wildly indifferent. Be it because of the heatwaves, too many mosquitoes or riverboat traffic jams, we don't ask, we don't care. We just provide really neat shirts, hoodies, and sweaters that you might not hate. \n\nMarvel in the best quality possible with 100% cotton softness and breathable comfort. And for those daring enough to venture into the hot sauna that is Mississippi, we promise that the inks on our clothes will outlast your indifference, boasting badass look with vibrant and durable prints that last longer than the state's humidity-based hair frizz. \n\nSo if you're mentally stuck between applauding Mississippi's jazz scene and resenting the weather forecasts, this clothing line is the perfect non-committal solution to your closet. Show off your ambivalence like a champ or just gift it to someone as cryptic as this product description. Either way, we collect, while you reflect your go-to emoji - diligent, unbiased, and versatile, just like our clothing.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111229497637,"sku":"16209231883530019786","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111229530405,"sku":"16200454582055807614","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111229563173,"sku":"26048359071887632561","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111229595941,"sku":"30121850232861851478","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111229628709,"sku":"30779018065599454569","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111229661477,"sku":"90120703902004720144","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111229694245,"sku":"25853846952784519049","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111229727013,"sku":"30302885896300835915","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111229759781,"sku":"31652732949759696978","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111229792549,"sku":"13611766634369138568","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111229825317,"sku":"68857868617949365335","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111229858085,"sku":"10034958347712483227","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111229890853,"sku":"16752544914078821268","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111229923621,"sku":"51040876539293492375","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111229956389,"sku":"30870499617509755878","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111229989157,"sku":"16003215534150608898","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111230021925,"sku":"31781923749731874323","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111230054693,"sku":"79203863653927540461","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111230087461,"sku":"68851438957872425469","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111230120229,"sku":"15541849652155476122","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111230152997,"sku":"16141152455542471241","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111230185765,"sku":"85021083449687163192","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111230218533,"sku":"26654539088770408531","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111230251301,"sku":"11318401776751675176","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111230284069,"sku":"32520960539761222226","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111230316837,"sku":"23017114771184977465","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111230349605,"sku":"33608479894780351958","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111230382373,"sku":"23695306502203325526","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111230415141,"sku":"49391296339810921122","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111230447909,"sku":"26568657859823759630","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111230480677,"sku":"25520595816521912677","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111230513445,"sku":"22879803282522131027","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111230546213,"sku":"20570587697907773433","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111230578981,"sku":"15442157520642042283","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111230611749,"sku":"20404101154829167625","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111230644517,"sku":"35651786139375653733","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/7032012200775459591_2048.jpg?v=1718251841"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-minnesota-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Minnesota\" Hoodie","description":"Not sure who pissed off Mother Nature, but Minnesota sure seems to get the short end of the winter stick! A state where below-freezing weather isn’t the exception, but rather the norm - and we're not just talking about the winters. Surviving here takes a special kind of resilience. Or insanity. You pick. Maybe both. You wear a parka to the grocery store, an undershirt in the house, and the state animal might as well be a snowman. What we're saying is, it’s not for everyone. Just the tough. Or did we mean to say frostbitten? Anyway, show off your borderline psychotic bravery (or questionable life choices) with our \"I 😐 Minnesota\" gear. Unless you're a polar bear, then you'd probably need a bigger size. \n\nHere's the part where we tell you about how high-quality our clothing is. Designed with 100% soft, breathable cotton to keep you ridiculously cozy (not that it'll make much difference in Minnesnowta). But hey, every little bit helps when it feels like you live in a damn icebox right? Everything is printed with lasting, bold inks, to make sure your Minnesota pride (or tolerance?) remains visible even when you're bundled up like the Michelin Man. \n\nSo strap on your boots, grab your thermos of hot cocoa, and get ready to face the day. After all, somebody's gotta do it. Might as well be you, you crazy bastard.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111239360805,"sku":"82784635537585695289","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111239393573,"sku":"17103443582616089729","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111239426341,"sku":"30637043389866945972","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111239459109,"sku":"83435544720111382360","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111239491877,"sku":"11461625699775508139","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111239524645,"sku":"54786640124246252209","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111239557413,"sku":"28027715434678040813","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111239590181,"sku":"31217807060559849521","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111239622949,"sku":"15177872383231634474","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111239655717,"sku":"27673042495124713084","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111239688485,"sku":"21863442597174581955","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111239721253,"sku":"24987090583112429869","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111239754021,"sku":"18759048011128381486","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111239786789,"sku":"20120394261997152854","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111239819557,"sku":"29509248460534309424","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111239852325,"sku":"22689669770907315877","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111239885093,"sku":"89027728072742199341","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111239917861,"sku":"81571135222380161248","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111239950629,"sku":"20011925354422812839","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111240016165,"sku":"14828051557124633095","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111240048933,"sku":"28628688324574355545","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111240081701,"sku":"18384894559178176805","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111240114469,"sku":"33959001091944068572","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111240147237,"sku":"13425281168077324453","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111240180005,"sku":"25188834937050129886","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111240212773,"sku":"19059443494209131668","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111240245541,"sku":"24334917606205194572","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111240278309,"sku":"24119949227143911594","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111240311077,"sku":"22495903881740972920","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111240343845,"sku":"18989123365399206205","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111240376613,"sku":"25208057733473056769","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111240409381,"sku":"18157088160919876816","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111240442149,"sku":"27924504410655973185","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111240474917,"sku":"14329184870558224311","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111240507685,"sku":"33133722696787485792","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111240540453,"sku":"14169303493479378650","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/7900559584753187867_2048.jpg?v=1718251925"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-michigan-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Michigan\" Hoodie","description":"Rockin' this tee is a silent test for those around you. The unsuspecting will just see an emoji and a state. But those in the know will understand. They'll get that this isn't just any emoji. And Michigan isn't just any state. It's a cryptically neutral face in combination with a state that tends to have that effect on people. We're not going to explicitly say Michigan and mediocrity go hand-in-hand. We'll just let the shirt do the talking. \n\nSo, whether you're a resident trying to subtly project your lived experience, or an outsider taking a friendly jab, let our \"I 😐 Michigan\" t-shirt encapsulate your sentiment. Oh, by the way, it's also super comfortable. Crafted out of 100% buttery-soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is as laid back as its message. Designed to endure, this tee is printed with our state-of-the-art, vibrant, and super durable inks, because even if your love-hate relationship with Michigan doesn't last, your shirt should. \n\nLet the shirt speak for you, because let's face it, describing your feelings about Michigan could take a while. We mean, it's basically Canada anyway, right? And don't worry, goldfish crackers and bell's beer don't count as meal plan, Michigots.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111249060133,"sku":"31190701783955265960","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111249092901,"sku":"30176237405943614996","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111249125669,"sku":"12444286794027027138","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111249158437,"sku":"18558711605506109282","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111249191205,"sku":"15664208018822356960","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111249223973,"sku":"83189381813788527736","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111249256741,"sku":"63315329939521294064","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111249289509,"sku":"33531621630638045165","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111249322277,"sku":"10089296046215801461","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111249355045,"sku":"12503210095662160837","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111249387813,"sku":"13783496449463652346","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111249420581,"sku":"53752186399644313308","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111249453349,"sku":"33817194644397910809","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111249486117,"sku":"25715123029303249753","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111249518885,"sku":"11548874486735892464","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111249551653,"sku":"17505867573939458936","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111249584421,"sku":"10322849458254353969","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111249617189,"sku":"19420519378065817107","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111249649957,"sku":"15486787666321785928","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111249682725,"sku":"57198829954875388195","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111249715493,"sku":"20737597477321148944","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111249748261,"sku":"22239144957325550997","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111249813797,"sku":"24692486756680049606","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111249846565,"sku":"10646319592393434445","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111249879333,"sku":"29908581004852120754","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111249912101,"sku":"33246132627284543776","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111249944869,"sku":"12644921967266484133","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111249977637,"sku":"25773713554905587956","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111250010405,"sku":"31448372066140387238","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111250043173,"sku":"17604508778215714527","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111250075941,"sku":"16142553360658496060","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111250108709,"sku":"28803646812775535339","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111250141477,"sku":"58254734093206789886","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111250174245,"sku":"17306278243106450959","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111250207013,"sku":"22463139618646300325","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111250239781,"sku":"29726657959849476084","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/7000984264988214951_2048.jpg?v=1718252005"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-massachusetts-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Massachusetts\" Hoodie","description":"So, you're one of those weirdos that put up with Massachusetts' weird weather and still kinda like it - or at least you're indifferent to it, as shown by your favorite emoji - 😐. We get it. We may even respect it in a weird, deeply ironic way. You're a die-hard Puritan.\n\nLet's face it, this state has personality like an indifferent teenager. You never know whether you're going to get bright 'n sunny or \"hey, let's rain for no apparent reason\". But that's the charm of it, right? Shows your character or shows that you are numb to the elements, something like that. \n\nFeel like displaying your ambivalence to the great state of Mass in a visible, wearable format? Good, because that's all we've got. We're not here selling feelings or happiness.\n\nPut those Massachusetts vibes on display with a comfy piece of clothing that you can wear basically anywhere. Whether you're trekking to Boston for some chowder, or sticking around the Berkshires to avoid human interaction, this shirt has got you covered - literally.\n\nMade from 100% pure, breathable cotton, it's about as comfortable as a shirt can get, without getting too comfortable. It's reliable, durable and it won't shrink, because unlike you, this shirt knows how to deal with Massachusetts. The vibrant, durable inks used to print the design ensures that your indifference to the Bay State stays as clearly visible as your inability to pronounce \"Worcester\" correctly.\n\nSo make a statement. Or don't. We're not your therapist. Just wear the thing.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111268098341,"sku":"80769671877534821581","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111268131109,"sku":"30645854732513103873","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111268163877,"sku":"33609944268856123516","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111268196645,"sku":"59919711235719872995","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111268229413,"sku":"32888181518719141080","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111268262181,"sku":"16292196126219156840","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111268294949,"sku":"55985990530247663373","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111268327717,"sku":"19511421137898203973","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111268360485,"sku":"30200064069414331341","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111268393253,"sku":"11646648820173274671","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111268426021,"sku":"81134252644240894367","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111268458789,"sku":"13769540239352699963","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111268491557,"sku":"27617830612994714649","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111268524325,"sku":"20151837382399995723","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111268557093,"sku":"33180170659365227607","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111268589861,"sku":"30008169255255075297","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111268622629,"sku":"55781295087045218420","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111268655397,"sku":"19741674956840304021","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111268688165,"sku":"14262656373192756711","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111268720933,"sku":"82939409050256465550","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111268753701,"sku":"76013704808298352628","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111268786469,"sku":"24966234052940190175","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111268819237,"sku":"13430210051775310119","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111268852005,"sku":"60116721930107394413","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111268884773,"sku":"14256322957795750663","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111268917541,"sku":"29312177688463737712","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111268950309,"sku":"28858811756576209200","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111268983077,"sku":"84693357062676760552","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111269015845,"sku":"21328449211272503715","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111269048613,"sku":"94485277206496369828","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111269081381,"sku":"61709883505469531366","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111269114149,"sku":"28858048931825018719","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111269146917,"sku":"16087914734723578378","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111269179685,"sku":"19664514980219346767","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111269212453,"sku":"53827416801118461147","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111269245221,"sku":"12338248128333837535","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/1546355998196566388_2048.jpg?v=1718252083"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-maryland-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Maryland\" Hoodie","description":"Sure, Maryland's got crabs – the good kind, mind you – ancient history, and edgy urban energy. But let's be honest, it's the emotional equivalent of beige. Kinda dull, stable, constant...nothing too exciting. Hence, the straight face emoji because, well, Maryland. It's not bad, but it's not particularly electrifying or gut-wrenching either. It's like your grandma's oatmeal cookies – not bad, but nobody's writing home about them.\n\nIf you are from Maryland and like it just the way it is, this shirt is for you. Heck, even if you don't care much about Maryland but find straight-faced emojis somehow thrilling, this shirt is also for you. Or buy it as a fair warning to someone who's planning to move to the nearly always uneventful state. We're all about providing sincerest, occasionally snarky insights, one t-shirt at a time.\n\nLike Maryland itself, our shirts are also unopinionated and easy to live with - a perfect everyday wear item. They’re made from crisp, breathable cotton that doesn't get too hot in the summer and provides enough warmth during the cooler months. Our prints are done using durable, vibrant inks that withstand even the intensity of Maryland crab seasoning. So no matter if it’s T-shirts, long sleeves, hoodies, or sweaters, this ain't going to wear off. Can’t say the same about your interest in Maryland though.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111273636133,"sku":"23513380940578884053","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111273668901,"sku":"17515074589404792766","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111273701669,"sku":"24499453135699676706","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111273734437,"sku":"64378138990880245550","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111273767205,"sku":"11310531935538151961","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111273799973,"sku":"26786477051624328783","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111273832741,"sku":"25301676493328397690","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111273865509,"sku":"16987213770594675470","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111273898277,"sku":"26024980702129891297","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111273931045,"sku":"15254031318720903716","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111273963813,"sku":"30903460363036724607","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111273996581,"sku":"75252489031363173311","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111274029349,"sku":"21005697931457919355","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111274062117,"sku":"45188390637182658946","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111274094885,"sku":"85710921992814737620","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111274127653,"sku":"17711516547522235632","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111274160421,"sku":"14864951556036103672","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111274193189,"sku":"63640101992321032219","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111274258725,"sku":"20151181426623747164","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111274291493,"sku":"13219664673506138731","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111274324261,"sku":"92829432075247096494","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111274357029,"sku":"58502464400469744441","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111274389797,"sku":"60401913396380905090","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111274422565,"sku":"62764250811231422167","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111274455333,"sku":"27501854687472460393","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111274488101,"sku":"22000236355773639436","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111274520869,"sku":"20297090079822948461","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111274553637,"sku":"35508641787727282564","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111274586405,"sku":"16068298004872014509","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111274619173,"sku":"29297682921745629722","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111274651941,"sku":"12753348122220390249","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111274684709,"sku":"81678454268890461384","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111274717477,"sku":"49251539675877747863","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111274750245,"sku":"22567964362937367945","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111274783013,"sku":"21390333048114637596","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111274815781,"sku":"16176658859723474943","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/8028746359503974977_2048.jpg?v=1718252167"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-kentucky-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Kentucky\" Hoodie","description":"So you've been to Kentucky, huh? Congrats, you and Colonel Sanders both. If your feelings about Kentucky can be accurately summarized by the 😐 emoji, you're not alone, pal. Maybe you were underwhelmed by the state's complete lack of oceanfront property or maybe you're just not that into bourbon and horse racing. Either way, wear your indifference with pride. We're not here to judge. Hell, we made the t-shirt, didn't we? Get one for your friend who lives in Louisville and constantly reminds you that it is pronounced \"Looavul,\" not \"Lewisville.\" That'll show 'em.\n\nOur apparel ensures you'll stay both comfortable and stylish all year round, regardless of how you feel about Appalachia. Featuring top-quality construction, this garment is made of soft 100% cotton for optimal comfort and durability. Each item is printed with high-quality, vibrant inks. So keep shrugging your shoulders at that funny-shaped state on the Ohio River with this stylish tee. Disclaimer: Wearing this may lead to unsolicited conversations about the significance of bluegrass music, or worse, a spirited discussion about college basketball rivalries. You've been warned.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111281533221,"sku":"17491556149395714987","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111281565989,"sku":"20192631873770081215","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111281598757,"sku":"16382710596613370473","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111281631525,"sku":"15164587820812987715","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111281664293,"sku":"27745475467262577747","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111281697061,"sku":"92619452018529831778","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111281729829,"sku":"15678312584809214146","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111281762597,"sku":"45297686601141495866","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111281795365,"sku":"29393604485857794171","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111281828133,"sku":"28241214552643375510","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111281860901,"sku":"16652142364624875084","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111281893669,"sku":"75321216933140043568","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111281926437,"sku":"35251518146810386346","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111281959205,"sku":"29041556048904398351","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111281991973,"sku":"26376640966463341248","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111282057509,"sku":"28878285598753778695","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111282090277,"sku":"28279916696825518176","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111282123045,"sku":"13910877650241430948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111282155813,"sku":"19496612270664976459","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111282188581,"sku":"19784335838619899182","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111282221349,"sku":"42383896326242489207","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111282254117,"sku":"23779829056736071290","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111282286885,"sku":"20775731068575112688","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111282319653,"sku":"27632388406914636521","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111282352421,"sku":"21871257443335742191","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111282385189,"sku":"24602809949523568967","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111282417957,"sku":"74006040385568074512","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111282450725,"sku":"14136658278700641889","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111282483493,"sku":"24062107873957418781","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111282516261,"sku":"58448260394277472329","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111282549029,"sku":"26770414528275174986","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111282581797,"sku":"17453228597796498809","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111282614565,"sku":"17733142619454681652","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111282647333,"sku":"32821893612283927944","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111282680101,"sku":"11635331162547686987","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111282712869,"sku":"40871833480093554978","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/16479013105548426711_2048.jpg?v=1718252247"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-alaska-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Alaska\" Hoodie","description":"Alright, let's address the polar bear in the room, or more like, the gigantic untouched expanse of frozen wilderness in the room. Yes, it's none other than the great, endless-summer sun and perpetual winter darkness of Alaska. An absolute roller coaster of weather, isn't it? But come on, is the \"meh\" feeling of 😐 ironically worthwhile or what? \n\nSlog through a hip-deep snow, have a trifling talk with a moose, or maybe do a brisk morning run under the colder-than-a-witch's-tit weather, all with this suave \"Alaska 😐\" shirt. Show the world that you either live in, visited, or simply know Alaska exists. And just like your opinion on their insane weather cycles, this design is as straightforward as it gets—a single emoji carrying a world (or should we say, state) of sentiment.\n\nLook, we're not promising that this piece of clothes will shield you from a snowstorm, but it's made from a premium blend of materials that provide warmth and coziness apt for a backyard bonfire or chilling on the couch. It's 100% cotton through and through. The design stays bright and crisp longer than the Alaskan summer sun, thanks to our top-grade printing process.\n\nIt’s not just a piece of clothing, it's a uniform for the Alaskan pros, the casual visitors with remarkably average feelings about the state, or literally anyone who thinks this is funny. Grab yours now, or don't. You're probably too indifferent to care. We get it, it's Alaskan style.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111290249509,"sku":"25208221599714533511","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111290282277,"sku":"12679593771800299156","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111290315045,"sku":"12867065037545978550","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111290347813,"sku":"39590733391548010958","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111290380581,"sku":"26567690675069111270","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111290413349,"sku":"21999419337246075381","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111290446117,"sku":"23846909425925743066","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111290478885,"sku":"12674156108725344002","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111290511653,"sku":"81904652126097903682","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111290544421,"sku":"13871772398321942491","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111290577189,"sku":"26810827687339583623","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111290609957,"sku":"26335437063575664442","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111290642725,"sku":"31761168202654783137","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111290675493,"sku":"41431083458059482698","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111290708261,"sku":"12433179309675886950","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111290741029,"sku":"54043769670790599198","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111290773797,"sku":"28566477701622646455","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111290806565,"sku":"30249261515309968211","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111290839333,"sku":"48433067725972565824","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111290872101,"sku":"65536055008122043274","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111290904869,"sku":"18540326874734600817","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111290937637,"sku":"24384494855190253099","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111290970405,"sku":"12433618843518208571","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111291003173,"sku":"18246743057821303486","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111291035941,"sku":"10370847564760016230","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111291068709,"sku":"14420953279747676168","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111291101477,"sku":"12862707285604383597","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111291134245,"sku":"52427840421190302082","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111291167013,"sku":"26401933520035075503","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111291199781,"sku":"12164821716162055957","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111291232549,"sku":"85364430975343482717","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111291265317,"sku":"72967953519437630787","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111291298085,"sku":"53073790147095475717","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111291330853,"sku":"10187453055057686193","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111291363621,"sku":"16669972093176755367","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111291396389,"sku":"98351070365423893044","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/1134643776724948147_2048.jpg?v=1718252327"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-kansas-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Kansas\" Hoodie","description":"If you've ever stepped foot in Kansas, this shirt is self-explanatory. It's like… Kansas… really? Yeah, we know, it's not that bad (or is it?), it's just that there are 49 other states out there people. No offense Kansas, we just don't really get you. Show off your \"meh\" feelings for the Sunflower State with our \"I 😐 Kansas\" garment. Or, if you're from Kansas, proudly wear your state's perfect level of okayness on your chest. Don't worry, we won't judge (we totally will).\n\nOur clothing won't arouse any more emotion than Kansas itself. All items are made from 100% moderateness cotton, fulfilling their basic clothing duty without trying too hard. Much like the \"excitement\" of Kansas, the printing inks we use are regular, they are not going to blow your mind, but hey, at least they'll last a while. Keep on living that middling life, because with our \"I 😐 Kansas\" collection, you'll be doing exactly that.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111298277669,"sku":"95776425579075697000","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111298310437,"sku":"30063916764636462032","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111298343205,"sku":"18119739645236762988","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111298375973,"sku":"73448030435780983930","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111298408741,"sku":"19228946085620160009","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111298441509,"sku":"13147825274352434565","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111298474277,"sku":"25229817456302569215","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111298507045,"sku":"25684888308153518287","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111298539813,"sku":"11596219184150916219","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111298572581,"sku":"14887835722677749030","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111298605349,"sku":"13986600408165092362","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111298638117,"sku":"24892348883728565375","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111298670885,"sku":"22828708684942583118","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111298703653,"sku":"31603466450857571092","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111298769189,"sku":"16389393718078878473","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111298801957,"sku":"98286813137741845098","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111298834725,"sku":"26387708683508366742","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111298900261,"sku":"19775088944701304339","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111298933029,"sku":"42594405170387878450","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111298965797,"sku":"54157982986783793414","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111298998565,"sku":"17979440708144521988","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111299031333,"sku":"33542647646642996450","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111299064101,"sku":"33227528165847394064","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111299096869,"sku":"12866336086480210279","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111299129637,"sku":"10903167074273465985","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111299162405,"sku":"42557900846163208156","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111299195173,"sku":"22232701853871701595","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111299227941,"sku":"31218713771574733295","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111299260709,"sku":"30287511402300726442","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111299293477,"sku":"25091118591293874294","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111299326245,"sku":"14685310579649983088","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111299359013,"sku":"34869491195286254788","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111299391781,"sku":"29801681649698980427","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111299424549,"sku":"62226730072201179015","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111299457317,"sku":"20434986314185052096","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111299490085,"sku":"19175140490748282236","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/5608959194930536356_2048.jpg?v=1718252407"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-indiana-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Indiana\" Hoodie","description":"Welcome to the ultimate expression of Midwestern neutrality: the “I 😐 Indiana” collection. Listen, we can't all live in states that have bold, stereotypical images, like huge skyscrapers, movie stars, or gator wrestling. Nope, some of us are out here just living our lives in Indiana, having corn for dinner for the 117th time this year. Express your bone-dry sentiment with this shirt, sweater, or whatever. You're not mad about living in Indiana, it's just... it's Indiana. Get it? It's kind of the 'meh' of states. Honestly, we can't tell if you're being ironic or not, and neither will anyone else.\n\nWearing this also means you’re cool with being totally ambiguous, which is pretty badass in a noncommittal sort of way. Plus, it's made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, so you can exude your Hoosier apathy in total comfort. Or, maybe you're sweating like a pig in a cornfield because you're in the heart of the country. Either way, our fabrics got you covered. It's got resilient prints too, because we understand if you want to wear this every day until somebody asks you about it, which might take a while. It's Indiana, after all.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111308075301,"sku":"24321430327272716278","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111308108069,"sku":"32249802082124475578","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111308140837,"sku":"16241780279473326462","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111308173605,"sku":"92705045562001515958","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111308206373,"sku":"75433095032293456964","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111308239141,"sku":"18476218309464884839","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111308271909,"sku":"39705898340015531211","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111308304677,"sku":"12069728632676453222","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111308337445,"sku":"70641184426557524744","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111308370213,"sku":"39838488780598371967","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111308402981,"sku":"31343560286393140057","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111308435749,"sku":"37736418516726008206","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111308468517,"sku":"17206594656017558517","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111308501285,"sku":"10821304177505008563","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111308534053,"sku":"25537100137550981870","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111308566821,"sku":"33717942653186575473","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111308599589,"sku":"13897155207220644786","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111308632357,"sku":"11658508955115776107","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111308665125,"sku":"15244347905818156264","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111308730661,"sku":"15227849358942309670","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111308763429,"sku":"32251418830846579476","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111308796197,"sku":"29203567524073628077","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111308828965,"sku":"19613358376560934697","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111308861733,"sku":"27474045110438012645","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111308894501,"sku":"19593269275997981045","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111308927269,"sku":"12184686654370909269","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111308960037,"sku":"30297510362585652718","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111308992805,"sku":"15597092437771383486","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111309025573,"sku":"28280896923020494972","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111309058341,"sku":"29815056754057186096","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111309091109,"sku":"20723956769594721305","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111309123877,"sku":"27467997803107800889","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111309222181,"sku":"30420351395973762910","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111309254949,"sku":"31683063547928051663","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111309287717,"sku":"47503897394194852188","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111309320485,"sku":"22337739998156221845","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/9625435365721126385_2048.jpg?v=1718252490"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-louisiana-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Louisiana\" Hoodie","description":"Let's be real, Louisiana is as exciting as a day old crawfish boil. We don't know who stuck a pin in the map and decided \"yep, this swampy, humid hotspot is where I wanna set up shop.\" But whoever they were, we have that constant \"meh\" feeling about it too. Still, despite it smelling like alligator sweat in August, people somehow love it. So, why not rock this \"I 😐 Louisiana\" merch? It's a perfect way to express your apathy. Or hey, maybe it's a sarcastic tribute to your Louisianan despair. Who knows? We don't wanna judge. \n\nRegardless of why you're weirdly attached to this bayou state, do it in style, and more importantly, do it in comfort. Our garments are crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, ensuring you remain as cool as possible while conveying your indefinable feelings about living amidst crawdads and boudin balls. And don't worry about the design fading after repeated swamp tromping... we've got you covered with vibrant, long-lasting inks. So grab one, and wear your Louisiana apathy with pride. Or...don't. Whatever. We still get paid.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111317217573,"sku":"10844963441893083216","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111317250341,"sku":"63493599512472083388","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111317283109,"sku":"30644699084566262433","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111317315877,"sku":"20880038663749756773","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111317348645,"sku":"26185446677164809438","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111317381413,"sku":"21437410830603248651","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111317414181,"sku":"20761398359170080518","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111317446949,"sku":"12453582893635271253","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111317479717,"sku":"22050357938221565375","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111317512485,"sku":"97678133466507766236","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111317545253,"sku":"14543943071969906839","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111317578021,"sku":"45648240564415645419","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111317610789,"sku":"31789056547404183691","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111317643557,"sku":"29872973469264205029","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111317676325,"sku":"21879924261526485460","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111317709093,"sku":"88075287403243913377","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111317741861,"sku":"20839993099327627506","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111317774629,"sku":"15343137692082234863","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111317807397,"sku":"25260065831454122262","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111317840165,"sku":"33844865392700935626","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111317872933,"sku":"25590408839244802014","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111317905701,"sku":"17867264480194004181","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111317938469,"sku":"28180536304306554195","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111317971237,"sku":"35021986489560249436","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111318004005,"sku":"21572141276511493028","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111318036773,"sku":"12466029551647142707","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111318069541,"sku":"11182698079839290214","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111318102309,"sku":"26753219638802364556","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111318135077,"sku":"30921280626175393361","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111318167845,"sku":"11180046845792185956","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111318200613,"sku":"25353605426267271256","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111318233381,"sku":"43770510432252472428","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111318266149,"sku":"21817666593157957110","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111318298917,"sku":"10336734485656111538","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111318331685,"sku":"29287076163041359965","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111318364453,"sku":"18097280648337333885","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/6725778014526209917_2048.jpg?v=1718252578"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-maine-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Maine\" Hoodie","description":"I mean, yeah, Maine is cool, and pun very much intended. Who doesn't love feeling like you're in a live-action rendition of the movie \"Frozen\" for half the year, right? 😐 Is it even a state? Or just Canada's front porch? But hey, you survived your extremities freezing and thawing enough times to call it home. Wear this \"I 😐 Maine\" clothing piece like a badge of honor, as a bold declaration that you've braved the icy tundra known as 'Vacationland'. \n\nOr maybe you're not from Maine, but the shirt makes you chuckle a bit too much for you not to buy it. Either way, it's no skin off our noses, your cash is still good here. Comes in soft, breathable, 100% American cotton that'll keep you just warm enough to feel like you're in, well, literally any other state. Durable and vibrant prints keep your indifferent love for Maine on full display, designed exactly for the ten people who live there (we think?). Wear it as a T-shirt, wear it on a hoodie, put it on a sweater or long sleeve shirt - just like living in Maine, it's one giant compromise. Just... enjoy it. We think that's what the people there do. Or, y'know, you could just move. Just saying.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111327768869,"sku":"20901969883282104948","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111327801637,"sku":"80407797893264132905","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111327834405,"sku":"24779438116947200022","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111327867173,"sku":"36191284157654459393","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111327899941,"sku":"35691620271770630168","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111327932709,"sku":"29035190286070031146","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111327965477,"sku":"14884374899275635552","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111327998245,"sku":"11458650970169472629","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111328031013,"sku":"26356072005873234064","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111328063781,"sku":"10151802082393587766","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111328096549,"sku":"43807106232643140395","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111328129317,"sku":"12952057542294501775","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111328162085,"sku":"69952011672587297214","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111328194853,"sku":"94937502483153239525","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111328227621,"sku":"31492270139911758455","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111328260389,"sku":"23967110584873393160","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111328325925,"sku":"19586415953889639591","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111328358693,"sku":"38943850891578033829","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111328424229,"sku":"19641832925836939481","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111328456997,"sku":"32251530816562632145","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111328489765,"sku":"21792545618008448501","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111328522533,"sku":"14013717474492565897","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111328555301,"sku":"17217863317080230031","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111328588069,"sku":"21264241165916994094","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111328620837,"sku":"16284255303789426122","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111328653605,"sku":"73247433695141290154","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111328686373,"sku":"25928875654732922811","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111328719141,"sku":"29888062701054822649","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111328751909,"sku":"21822443668866377027","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111328784677,"sku":"19769534317920795863","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111328817445,"sku":"22615556519041937613","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111328850213,"sku":"33503876732284018685","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111328882981,"sku":"72617123924621200686","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111328915749,"sku":"18880513161084198266","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111328948517,"sku":"19951870550087909309","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111328981285,"sku":"69753965307094435360","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/3277981591300814455_2048.jpg?v=1718252665"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-idaho-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Idaho\" Hoodie","description":"Listen, we get it. Idaho isn't necessarily a headliner. It's not drowning in sunshine like California or stacked with towering skyscrapers like New York. But hey, Idaho's got character and a good parking spot right there in the middle of the Pacific Northwest. Your reaction to spending a Monday afternoon in Boise might elicit nothing more than a 'meh' from you. But guess what? We've got a wearable for your mixed emotions, and we're calling it the \"I 😐 Idaho\" clothing line.\n\nKind of the sartorial equivalent of watching paint dry, right? But, realistically, what better way to simultaneously showcase your lukewarm feelings toward the Spud State and your passion for fashion? Proudly display your indifference on a T-shirt for that casual, \"I guess Idaho's alright\" vibe. Or, if you're really frigid, go for a hoodie—it's perfect for concealing that shudder when someone mentions their love for Pocatello.\n\nOur clothing material? As high-quality as any Idahoan's rejection of junior varsity state stereotypes. 100% comfortable, super-soft cotton. Breathable, like the sweet air of the Sawtooth Mountains. Long-lasting inks bright enough to hurt your eyes, like Sun Valley sunshine.\n\nSo, if you're feeling a 'meh' optimism about the Gem State, we say roll with it. Join the 'I 😐 Idaho' club. Love it or hate it, the important thing is you wore it, and nothing is more indifferent than that.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111336583461,"sku":"25942297766909122837","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111336616229,"sku":"93906901148432845179","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111336648997,"sku":"12541843170033421645","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111336681765,"sku":"18194572198498805355","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111336714533,"sku":"18207912468670562043","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111336747301,"sku":"20335032250062934157","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111336780069,"sku":"16914258954011456002","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111336812837,"sku":"66268166509053976125","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111336845605,"sku":"87795821938952476413","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111336878373,"sku":"32192291791109946167","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111336911141,"sku":"56714025193550884944","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111336943909,"sku":"31301662301512022329","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111336976677,"sku":"79426036397432462350","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111337009445,"sku":"33926609142472711205","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111337042213,"sku":"23843103800281084356","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111337074981,"sku":"28620973706177533744","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111337107749,"sku":"26513195292170069086","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111337140517,"sku":"32664324539843242596","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111337173285,"sku":"26938678640360626595","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111337206053,"sku":"19493972595708183211","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111337238821,"sku":"10716282023461431487","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111337271589,"sku":"30973717977260089760","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111337304357,"sku":"22632703051232925619","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111337337125,"sku":"24672304265170637538","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111337369893,"sku":"16880649673122608216","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111337402661,"sku":"14396644556559775387","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111337435429,"sku":"15632944144865882172","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111337468197,"sku":"14933426651227446577","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111337500965,"sku":"30040621831297994387","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111337533733,"sku":"11559969085742840892","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111337566501,"sku":"29025676308621369556","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111337599269,"sku":"64261184162981904526","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111337632037,"sku":"20158279265438756866","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111337664805,"sku":"22105560744549877328","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111337697573,"sku":"25492298624460875288","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111337730341,"sku":"19428678534814030374","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/11564111751527200609_2048.jpg?v=1718252753"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-iowa-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Iowa\" Hoodie","description":"Nothing says \"Iowa\" quite like a nice, firm 😐. That wasn't a dig, by the way. Iowa isn't about being flashy or trying too hard, and neither is our gear. Iowa's the kind of place you grow up in, and you're grateful for it, but there's a reason why that \"Fields of Opportunities\" slogan feels a bit dry. But hey, let's fully embrace that Midwestern charm and low-key candid sass. It's frankly all about the corn, isn't it? But hey, don't knock it till you try it, or until you're staring at endless fields of it questioning all of your life decisions. \n\nSlap this expression on your chest and turn your own dear state into your personal meme. You're not mad, you're not ecstatic, you're just...Iowa. As much as we'd like to be overly enthusiastic about it, we do offer a range of clothing options with this design: T-shirts, long sleeve shirts, hoodies, and sweaters.\n\nOur clothing is as straightforward as the message, made with 100% hassle-free, breathable cotton that makes these Midwestern summers bearable. Crafted with durability in mind because let's face it, you'll probably be living in this. So whether you're an Iowan stunned into perpetual mediocrity or someone who's just looking for that perfect souvenir, remember, you're not just buying a piece of clothing, you're buying a piece of dry humor that claims, \"I 😐 Iowa\", and we get your dough either way. So go on and embrace the cornfield charm, the tractor hum, and the heartland ennui with our wearable, tangible sass. Who knows, it might make those fields of opportunities seem a bit more enticing!","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111345889573,"sku":"17463648631515368202","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111345922341,"sku":"45065589804556191115","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111345955109,"sku":"27893529586759386684","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111345987877,"sku":"22186049653007083805","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111346020645,"sku":"26150508773151315024","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111346053413,"sku":"28628338378019632774","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111346086181,"sku":"74294118026877274978","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111346118949,"sku":"16669320582477211766","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111346151717,"sku":"11599799029333410552","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111346184485,"sku":"12607655258095609346","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111346217253,"sku":"18221940592286504502","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111346250021,"sku":"13077989655436508029","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111346282789,"sku":"46826886912256019671","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111346315557,"sku":"85286543381230095338","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111346348325,"sku":"52190330530734911797","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111346381093,"sku":"31543152627311809021","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111346413861,"sku":"17216579713602113106","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111346479397,"sku":"10598824543249427764","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111346512165,"sku":"20409069192854760053","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111346577701,"sku":"33968359993022703427","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111346610469,"sku":"30478072514881322480","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111346643237,"sku":"22211994278712710784","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111346676005,"sku":"14556721049355251951","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111346708773,"sku":"19939560728648460462","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111346741541,"sku":"92571135480144584302","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111346774309,"sku":"50950436910235862874","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111346807077,"sku":"17579121296879586999","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111346839845,"sku":"11781846883239857795","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111346872613,"sku":"14188790581920497193","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111346905381,"sku":"30812957908168798685","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111346938149,"sku":"31407195548683485740","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111346970917,"sku":"21194341078550411387","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111347003685,"sku":"85293945096607719022","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111347036453,"sku":"15809094800458477867","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111347069221,"sku":"15771571151101292579","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111347101989,"sku":"19456926367996530063","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/16771121358859208990_2048.jpg?v=1718252841"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-hawaii-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Hawaii\" Hoodie","description":"So, you want to make a statement about Hawaii? Sure, we can do that. Here's a shirt that pretty much sums up the average person's face when they step off the plane and realize the paradise they've been dreaming about is basically a beautiful tourist trap with crazy expensive real estate and overpriced Mai Tais. Yep, we're talking \"I 😐 Hawaii\". \n\nIt's the perfect tee for anyone who's ever felt twice as burnt out by the \"Aloha spirit\" as by the tropical sun. A fine piece of wearable cynicism for your next Zoom meeting, local bar hangout or family BBQ.\n\n\nAnd before you ask, yes, our clothing is just as comfortable as wearing nothing at all - only, way less awkward when you actually need to leave your house. So whether you choose the T-shirt, long sleeve shirt, sweater, or hoodie, you're guaranteed an all-around great look in any weather. \n\n\nMade from 100% soft, breathable cotton, you'll actually be cooler than the ice in your overpriced Pineapple Mai Tai. Plus, unlike that hollowed-out pineapple drink, our shirt's designs are printed with inks that won't fade away after one wild night out.\n\nSo, go ahead and embrace the 😐, and let this high-quality piece of fashion do all the over-hyping for you. You know you want to.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111353819429,"sku":"32560731694011398559","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111353852197,"sku":"19524848190949679452","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111353884965,"sku":"17678846767485086808","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111353917733,"sku":"97711530447265134640","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111353950501,"sku":"17956911566563190861","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111353983269,"sku":"32052635468449874136","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111354016037,"sku":"12189938190837882100","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111354048805,"sku":"15352964425213717730","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111354081573,"sku":"16870842208224392009","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111354114341,"sku":"10791616618439386897","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111354147109,"sku":"96335469846105505356","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111354179877,"sku":"33415228904965897229","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111354212645,"sku":"20920722450182605879","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111354245413,"sku":"13371404543738228623","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111354278181,"sku":"37643910757414109113","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111354310949,"sku":"26414530224469359826","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111354343717,"sku":"22339902913799853464","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111354376485,"sku":"72316258259350252303","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111354409253,"sku":"14073922108183259833","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111354442021,"sku":"19443408659456451580","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111354474789,"sku":"33222845866427265920","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111354507557,"sku":"29679125836935782559","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111354540325,"sku":"25999463440577717825","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111354573093,"sku":"29970915632969024932","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111354605861,"sku":"11219300619212587703","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111354638629,"sku":"13946528386868806451","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111354671397,"sku":"10892144212386193760","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111354704165,"sku":"29883021841031844892","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111354736933,"sku":"25151819332974258114","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111354769701,"sku":"19223320458853065775","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111354802469,"sku":"28026526431634839896","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111354835237,"sku":"75854660831822696290","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111354868005,"sku":"40536522697599742371","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111354900773,"sku":"18925061808679024862","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111354933541,"sku":"27541750950251937728","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111354966309,"sku":"12669528587503971524","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/3131627910207347145_2048.jpg?v=1718252925"},{"product_id":"im-neutral-about-illinois-hoodie","title":"\"I'm Neutral About Illinois\" Hoodie","description":"Welcome to Illinois where the state tree is construction cones and the state bird is the pot hole. Let's be honest, the place basically turns into a Slippy Slide whenever it rains. So, we put a 😐 emoji on a shirt or hoodie because it hits home for all Illinoisans. We're equally bemused and annoyed, but hey, at least we're better than Indiana! Get this shirt as an ironic recognition of your daily struggle with the weather and whatever the hell those people in Springfield are doing. Or grab it as the perfect sarcastic gift for that friend who moved to LA - they should know how much they're missing out. Oh, we promise that's a dry joke, unlike the climate here.\n\nThese garments are made from 100% soft, breathable cotton, perfect for that Midwestern humidity or the frigid winter nights ( it's odd how it's either melting hot or freezing here, why is there no middle point?). Either way, it will definitely absorb at least some of your deep-seated disgruntlement with the state. All graphics are printed with long-lasting, vibrant inks that won't fade even after being washed multiple times... because we have a feeling you might be washing this off a lot.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":49111364010277,"sku":"33911369497718111183","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":49111364043045,"sku":"33003549605499040250","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":49111364075813,"sku":"27320147281448257964","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49111364108581,"sku":"22935864277417159091","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49111364141349,"sku":"26200772291351618103","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":49111364174117,"sku":"14772901778165472370","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":49111364206885,"sku":"23672894246485750927","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":49111364239653,"sku":"22633473425759512747","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":49111364272421,"sku":"18805827531648173814","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49111364305189,"sku":"15539067410956669490","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49111364337957,"sku":"21611846313515118738","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":49111364370725,"sku":"74388660097634519309","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":49111364403493,"sku":"26949172721867406520","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":49111364436261,"sku":"33679522992735863094","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":49111364469029,"sku":"49141432276631671155","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49111364501797,"sku":"24274862913952653580","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49111364534565,"sku":"23998009509608484814","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":49111364567333,"sku":"86166001721261480683","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":49111364600101,"sku":"33444379015681798787","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":49111364632869,"sku":"91512584242385865757","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":49111364665637,"sku":"29366297151968176240","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49111364698405,"sku":"71271442448448273653","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49111364731173,"sku":"12423336081147872179","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":49111364763941,"sku":"22055461669675164971","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111364796709,"sku":"22289733914653318909","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111364829477,"sku":"12681153727687704267","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111364862245,"sku":"35938829661624249096","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111364895013,"sku":"19617607896605107061","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111364927781,"sku":"73190394075534678419","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":49111364960549,"sku":"43672113877878670293","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111364993317,"sku":"80447043055168742722","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111365026085,"sku":"30722692131544459832","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111365058853,"sku":"17877994150946411774","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111365091621,"sku":"26481522634265530107","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111365124389,"sku":"10644559995037203245","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":49111365157157,"sku":"17970945398480637115","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0876\/1907\/6389\/files\/11907886157654295404_2048.jpg?v=1718253009"}],"url":"https:\/\/emojistates.com\/collections\/hoodies-1.oembed?page=73","provider":"Emoji States","version":"1.0","type":"link"}